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this is bad don't look at it, no

this is an actual photo taken only moments before JD Vance had sex with a couch

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I’m sorry, but I refuse to give JD Vance this much credit. There is no way he is a courteous enough lover to offer to eat out a sofussy, or any -ussy for that matter. That dude fucked the couch and left it hanging while he passed out, I guarantee.

this is an actual photo taken only moments before JD Vance had sex with a couch

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JD Vance offered to eat the sofa-ussy, but then blew his load 3 minutes later into a latex glove & told the sofa he’d make it up to her next time 😒

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this is an actual photo taken only moments before JD Vance had sex with a couch

JD Vance couch fucking memes have made it onto craigslist dot org

this is an actual photo taken only moments before JD Vance had sex with a couch

JD Vance couch fucking memes have made it onto craigslist dot org

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don't listen to the lying liberal media, folks, JD Vance always uses protection when he has sex with couches.

for anyone out of the loop & needing context about JD Vance & sofas: on pages 179-81 of Hillbilly Elegy, JD Vance describes having sex with an inside-out latex glove wedged between two couch cushions.

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Blocked a dude wringing his hands about JD Vance jokes being uncivil. My dude, Vance spouting off about childless people being second class citizens is fucking uncivil, he's lucky we're all diverted by couchfucking jokes at the moment

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Chuck Tingle is cooking something amazing right now

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don't listen to the lying liberal media, folks, JD Vance always uses protection when he has sex with couches.

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In February 1958, Scientists convinced Captain Druey Parks to hurl a kitten into the air while cruising in his F-94C jet at an altitude of 25,000 feet. They were reportedly studying the medical effects of weightlessness in space. Parks said the floating feline responded with “pure bewilderment”:

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baby was okay

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im the cat they did this too and i remember 😭

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Images that precede unfortunate events

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Random note that I wrote about this experiment and more in my book on Falling Felines and Fundamental Physics!

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I need @acab4cutie.top to see this face immediately

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i love experiments that are just "fuck it, idk, toss a cat at it"

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ever think about frog milk, aditya?

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Fuck my dick grew legs and eyes and whiskers and got loose!

for anyone who doesn’t know, ferrets sometimes get an adrenal gland disease that makes all their hair fall out. i have had multiple ferrets with this condition & they were mostly fine with proper vet care, just very ugly in a cute way.