Armed Snail

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An armed snail that is surprisingly well informed about GIS. She's also religious.
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Un caracol armado sorprendentemente bien informado sobre SIG. Ella tambien es religiosa.

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The best thing I saw on the internet today was that someone made an entire taxonomy of the little plastic clips you put on bread bags www.horg.com/horg/?page_i...

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How much longer before ginning up fake burner company names for Amazon third parties hits upon the nine-billionth name of God, and overhead, without any fuss, the stars start going out?

Some of you need to on AO3 more

In Predator vs #Romancelandia, Predator loses hard.

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Artist Duke Riley uses discarded bottles of engine coolant, bleach and Gatorade to bend the rules of an artform that’s become illegal to practice using the customary whalebone. A piece of his recently acquired by the New Bedford Whaling Museum depicts a grim scene of industrial pollution.

Not your grandfather’s scrimshaw: Duke Riley engraves pollution scenes on ocean plasticwww.wbur.org Artist Duke Riley uses discarded bottles of engine coolant, bleach and Gatorade to bend the rules of an artform that’s become illegal to practice using the customary whalebone. A piece of his recently...

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Mama manatee makes way for her calf and a lil ‘tee she’s babysitting 🥹〰️🐮🐮🐮〰️ www.instagram.com/reel/C9a97kC...

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Hey, a reminder I give people every now and then: a friend of mine got blackout drunk and emailed Bush on the night of the 2000 election and said “I’m going to kill you and you’ll never find me.” Six hours later he was in cuffs and it cost him thousands in legal fees and he’s still on a list.

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at the end of twitter, will stancil will be bellowing "more weight!" giles corey-style as he is crushed under hundreds of bluecheck phenologists

Checked out Twitter and Will Stancil seems to have picked a fight with some of the most simultaneously pathetic and menacing people on the entire internet

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also she apparently speaks French but no English or Spanish so if anyone knows a charity in the area or elsewhere that specializes in helping undocumented Francophone migrants that info would be appreciated.

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Page A1: BREAKING NEWS: ASHLEY JUDD SAYS BIDEN SHOULD STEP DOWN Page B16: City of Houston has no power for a week and its 105 degrees there and no one's doing anyting to help them boring boring boring

The fourth largest city in America is still in crisis under a deadly heatwave & the power company can't get hundreds of thousands of households back online, but you'd barely know it from our national news.

850K CenterPoint customers remain without power after Hurricane Berylwww.houstonchronicle.com More than 850,000 CenterPoint customers were without power four days after Hurricane Beryl hit the Texas coast.

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Bad news religious buddies, our A/C just broke so it appears that God does not in fact love me.

Rude

italian is not a valid ancestry to choose from

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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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Barreling and booping into the weekend like www.instagram.com/reel/C9ECZ_l...

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American Dipper #birds

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Is it common for UK politicians to wear best in show ribbons like they're horses or dogs??

There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.

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Late night, unsolicited dik-dik pic. A Kirk's dik-dik (Madoqua kirkii) photographed in Serengeti NP, Tanzania. One of the smallest antelope species in the world! 🦌

"How to tell if someone is trying to scam you and sell you cat instead of rabbit meat" is like the one piece of knowledge passed through the generations from rural Sicily so I think it's more than just Americans

Every single time American’s very negative reaction to eating dogs and cats comes up, someone has to show up to explain that it’s a cultural thing, as if the vast majority of reasonably-sentient people were not already aware of this.

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obviously not the biggest reason why interest in Christianity has waned over the past 100 years but i think we gotta start illuminating the manuscripts again. everybody likes to see a little guy riding a snail or getting stabbed in the balls by a rabbit off to the side of Ephesians

Interested if any of y'all have an answer to this question about Mark 5:21-43

Listening to that passage again today and I'm struck by the fact that what is being described could also very well be a rectovaginal fistula. But I'm kinda curious if that's just an artifact of the translation choices?

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NECTAR coming this fall from A24

Speaking of hummingbirds, aren't we all glad that they feed on nectar and not blood?? i think about this every time one confronts me with the "Where's my sugar water??" death stare 😹

Lectionary demands Sam Cooke youtu.be/NfhEE7NPVjY?...

Touch The Hem Of His Garmentyoutu.be Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupTouch The Hem Of His Garment · The Soul Stirrers · Sam CookeThe Complete Specialty Recordings℗ 1990 Specialty Rec...

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A story in four parts. Mom! Mom! Mom! WHAT?! I love you. 🪶

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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

God Bless Paul Davies and the @PhillyInquirer: "The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump...There was only one person at the debate who does not deserve to be running for president. The sooner Trump exits the stage, the better off the country will be."

To serve his country, Donald Trump should leave the race | Editorial Boardwww.inquirer.com Biden had a horrible night Thursday. But the debate about the debate is misplaced. The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump.

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it feels like the whiteness of big political media spaces right now is having a big effect on how people are thinking about the debate. eg I have seen relatively little discussion of trump's "black jobs" comment, which immediately exploded on black twitter

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Here's my latest moonlit silhouette composite photo. Four bighorn sheep (two ewes and two lambs) on a hill. I captured the moon at sunset two days before the full moon. Prints etc. here: laurel-gale.pixels.com/featured/big... #nature #bsnm 📷

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We just learned about this time in 1850 when bats attacked an Episcopal priest while preaching and therefore he was not elected PHoD and this is like the best thing I have ever heard. #gc81

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Did someone say derpy birds? Here's an I'iwi with a face full of 'ohia blossom. :) 📷🌿🦉

"I ares feirces pred'tor!" DERP Derpy birds. #birds #becurious

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Traffic jam in town tonight.