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@shampeon.bsky.social

Underpassing all your dreaming
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I hope he brings some valuable puck-touching skills to the front office. We need that swagger.
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Oh I dunno, I think the next time a UN Heritage Site ups petroleum production it will think twice.
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I personally think they should do full on Waco-style raid on Fleetwood Mac for record store day, not just repress Rumours.
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It's clearly from the same dipshits who did this a few years ago, and who don't think "leave no trace" applies to their tiresome antics.
A large, mysterious monolith was found near a trail in the Desert National Wildlife Refuge north of Las Vegas over the weekend. It was not immediately clear where the object had come from.
A Mysterious Monolith Appears Near Las Vegas. Why? It’s Anyone’s Guess.www.nytimes.com A volunteer search-and-rescue organization reported finding the monolith over the weekend near the Gass Peak trail, which is north of Las Vegas.
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Wait til you hear about what this "IDF" group is doing in Gaza!
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When my kid gets mowed down in the crosswalk by a drunk driver with a suspended license going twice the speed limit, it'll be comforting, to me, to know that the state didn't do anything to unduly control the driver's behavior.
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It's some sort of JST connector. Measure the spacing to find the correct one (it'll be in millimeters). One of the pins is going to be DC + and the other DC -. If you have a multimeter you can probably figure out which one it is by measuring the voltage of the battery.
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Dismantled a section of fence, and salvaged the redwood. I've been hand planing the boards and turning them into e.g. a potting table, a planter, a lumber rack.
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BRIANNA WU (raising a confederate flag): I don’t even recognize America any more. Progressivism used to be adorkable
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I was there at Palookaville with Skankin' Pickle and Slow Gherkin
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How challenging could these opinions be if you can predict every one of their many, many similar takes ahead of time?
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So uncanny how similar the sexy stomach roll dance is to my own moves.
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They lost < 1% of their population in WWII. The Soviets lost 13%. I'm sure the Blitz sucked to live through, but imagine you lived in Stalingrad.
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I am mad and nude and most importantly red online.
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The Brits did absolute fuck all in WWII compared to the USSR.
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There's so much crazy stuff around sports gambling already, but "people feel entitled to always win their big sports bets, to the point where the harass athletes who have literally zero interest in their bets" is just beyond bonkers to me.
Also, people are literally asking players to Venmo them the money they lost on bets.
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Sorry man, that sucks, and you don't deserve that.
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The Bruenigs are the dumbest and worst people liked by other people you respect.
This one makes me think so many things but I can’t really top wrapping it up with “ideally the lord”
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Its always worked out great for the average person every previous time, so I can see its appeal.
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She should also stop addressing me about this stuff. Go convince THEM to stop being what 50 years of institutional structure has molded them to be.
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Hey man, don't just give this stuff away for free, this is substack gold.
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Me, getting arrested during a traffic stop for stale tags after a warrant pops up for ignoring my 62nd jury summons: "This is just like what they did to TROTSKY. Tell the people, Matt Taibbi. Tell them this is when civil liberties ended in America."
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He’s only useful in a political context where they need to neutralize centrist opposition. The goal is to make any opposition moot, and if he shepherds that era in, he will be shoved overboard right quick.
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What's spectacular is that he's thrown his reputation in a port-a-potty for people who will have no use for him if they succeed. The best case for him is to get Martin Heideggered.
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You sure you didn't mean Phiring Squad?
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Does this guy have something against songbirds or something?
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One of the greatest/most depressing art exhibits I ever saw was someone in like 2002 who Photoshopped out the people from online amateur porn photos.
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An underrated aspect of the current atmosphere of furious dudes yelling at anyone and everything that they notice is that these guys are just raw-dogging their mental health crisis. It's enormously destructive, but also doesn't seem like a sustainable political movement.
This guy, who liked to call himself “America’s Most Dangerous Dad,” had been going nuts in his local district, suing teachers and administrators, calling them “sexual predators” and “groomers” etc. In the end, the man claiming Maine public schools destroys families decided to destroy his own
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This is the happiest he's been in at least 3 decades.