Asher

@skydome.bsky.social

Followers

199

Following

390

Posts

@eephusasher and @urban_asher combined into one great taste. Hiding here as the world crumbles around us.

Posts Replies Media

Reposted by

Asher

anecdotally i can say the “republicans are fucking weirdos” message is resonating with offline normies

Reply to

Meg Rowley

Someone tried to make me feel sympathy for Reese McGuire after Cal Quantrill said…what he said to him yesterday. And I mean, they weren’t wrong, but also it’s the hardest I’ve laughed all season.

Reposted by

Asher

JD Vance looks like a SimCity 2000 advisor for the bureau of killing dogs

Reposted by

Asher

Protest against the war and Netanyahu's visit to the US. Tel Aviv tonight

Reply to

Coach Finstock

I would quite trade my car getting flipped over for my team winning the World Series any day of the week

Reply to

Michael Tae Sweeney

In retrospect not casting Diesel as Ben Franklin in Adams was a real missed opportunity

Reply to

Emily Nussbaum

Gonna come dressed as a staircase

Reposted by

Asher

goddamn elon abandoned trump even faster than he ditched his kids

Reposted by

Asher

Again this is about power. How power is used. The right uses power to punish. Midwest Dems use even the narrowest majority to enact wins. None of the Aaron Sorkin West Wing unity, good Republicans, punch left bullshit. Wield power to get results. It improves lives and makes people like you.

Tim Walz I owe you an apology, I wasn't really familiar with your game

Reposted by

Asher

Cars ruin cities

what's the shortest sentence you can think of to piss off the most people with the least effort? I'll go first: writing is easy.

Reply to

kilgore trout

I consider myself pretty far left, but honestly the most insufferable part of the next four months is probably going to be lefties screaming at us about all the ways Harris is odious like we don’t already fucking know in minute detail.

Reply to

6’3” freak boy bitch

Brb betting my mortgage on them shooting someone

Reposted by

Asher

We may not be able to stop Congress from inviting mass murders to speak at the Capitol, but at least we can make it clear that they don't speak for all of us. My amazing spouse is somewhere in that crowd.

Reply to

Brett "Solidarity 2024" Banditelli

His puzzled “wtf are these guys talking about??” look really sells the message.

Reply to

Michael Tae Sweeney

Obama’s presidency has aged really poorly, in no small part because of the progress Biden made on issues that are big with Dem constituencies that were just stalled in the Obama years.

Reposted by

Asher

kids fuckin rule

I found out the local middle schoolers have a group chat so they can alert each other to cybertruck truck sightings -- in order to post mocking selfies and make fun of the truck in person.

Reply to

David

In a vacuum I think Whitmer would be the strongest candidate, but we don’t live in that world. I urge them to try existing in this context.

Reposted by

Asher

I heard there was a secret tree that you fell out of suddenly but you don't really care for context, do ya

Reposted by

Asher

Reposted by

Asher

Prior to 10/7, Biden's single worst issue was border policy, cruel in a way that was out of sync with the party & did nothing to win over the right. After 10/7, Biden's personal commitment to a memory of Israel that was not the present reality has facilitated horror after horror. Stepping aside good

Reply to

Christopher Bird

Not so eager to be unburdened by all that came before I guess

Reposted by

Asher

do i watch gay porn? yeah it’s called the MLB

Reposted by

Asher

You can’t hurt me, I survived waiting for dial up internet just to sext on MSN messenger.

Reposted by

Asher

Wherever you are on Biden v. Harris v. Some Third Thing, it's extremely concerning that this is being litigated between rich donors and clueless pundits on the basis of extremely problematic polling data.

Here's the full AOC video from tonight for those who are curious

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Instagram: "🎶 This messy moment 🎶"www.instagram.com 9,046 likes, 555 comments - aoc on July 18, 2024: "🎶 This messy moment 🎶".

Reply to

Maladroithe

Yes. I’ve leaned Biden should go the last couple of weeks but it completely gives me the willies that normie Dems are the ones pushing it.

Reply to

Will Burrows 🖖🍞🥀

I love how enthusiastic Odo is about explaining this

Reply to

Joseph Fink

Yeah. Like I basically think he should drop out, but the push coming hardest from the normie Dems gives me the willies.

Reposted by

Asher

My son is also named Cranz Smelcer

And the best of the undrafted players: Rustan Rigdon Burke-Lee Mabeus Alex Christmas August Souza Bino Watters Bradke Lohry Brando Leroux Cael Frost Cal Elvis Colton Wombles Cortlan Castle Cranz Smelcer Cregg Scherer Cross Jumper Dax Dathe Duke Brotherton Easton Hawk England Bryan Hailama Swartman