Some Kind of Meat

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My mother: "hi i love you, how you" Me: "IM TIRED OF BEING SWEATY I KEEP GETTING HEAT RASHES I FEEL GROSS AHHHHHHHHH" totally the text she's expecting, I'm sure

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Oop, jake the snake is back, reskeeting his own old skeet as a trial balloon to see what heat it gets

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Hell yes. Get in, Millennials. We are making a death pact never to become Boomers.

As a millennial, I'd rather die being ripped to pieces by rabid dogs while still conscious than become like those assholes. You've got my consent for this particular overwatch.

What happened to Bluesky? By Zeus' beard . The straights are acting more normal than us now

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There was a time when you didn't know who Alex Jones was; one day there will be a time when you forget him completely--both are states of bliss, when you compare them to the middle That is how it is with life, too Don't worry about it

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Tyler James Hill for President

Narrator: what the bachelor has done is fool and entrap his future self. By only purchasing and bringing into his home healthy ingredients that must be prepared, future him will not have easy junk food or preservatives, and live longer. But his future self has a cunning retort: he will starve.

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Grim moment Antiques Roadshow expert drinks from 180-year-old bottle before finding out what was insidewww.ladbible.com Watch the grim moment Antiques Roadshow Andy McConnell drank what he believed was a vintage port, with the liquid turning out to be something very nasty.

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John Oliver did a deep dive on Project 2025 tonight that should be required viewing. Frightening shit. Hasn't been posted on their YT channel yet, but it's a must watch. Great reporting.

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some people choose to look at the lungs as half empty, I choose to look at them as half full

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working on some T-shirt ideas

If I had three genie wishes one of them would be to own a fully manned Star Destroyer.

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Hi Link and friends :))) My mom and I could use a lot of help with groceries right now 💜 $LaurenMcKenziest ca,v,pp

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me: the rise of misinfo is a very serious problem and we must find effective ways to grapple with it as a society also me: lol these dumb fucks don’t know what a baby bald eagle looks like, let’s fuck with em some more

It's not harmless. It's not "just an innocent thing" to be fooled by AI. You NEED to be able to discern and differentiate reality. You NEED to know how the world works on a basic level. Because fooling you with baby animals and flowers is just the start of something much worse.

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one million percent my submission to the credit sequence song for an all-femme James Bond reboot movie

Boyfriendopen.spotify.com Dove Cameron · Song · 2023

I love people* *Women

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About 150 and we are golden see details in thread, people rock

HI BLUESKY 🚨 Not saying names rn but one of us needs help, her graphics card died and it's her livelihood. You know and love her. I'm committing to helping no matter what, but I don't have a job. Is anyone willing to chip in a little so it doesn't sting quite so much for me to buy a new card? DM me?

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The word *Speed* in Norwegian is fart, leading to exactly what you imagine happened in 1994.

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I'll forget why I went into the kitchen, but I don't go into the kitchen to make a sandwhich and then come out of a daze and realize I've been watching other people stack tupperware containers for an hour

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We already had the perfect cast

This is wild 🤣

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Like Icarus, he flew too close to the sun while I guess not wearing any clothes and apparently taking selfies and then he exploded, why do people keep flying so close to the sun, it's the goddamn sun, that is what always happens when you fly into the sun

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omg someone drew me 🥺🥺

Women

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Shitposters are 67% hotter than the average user, it's just science

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New idea: invite Kevin Spacey, Russell Brand, Drake, Armie Hammer and the other terrible blokes onto a show that will "uncancel them and revitalize their careers" but when they show up it's squid game mixed with hunger games for real and we make them kill each other

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Medusa’s Wink😉

I still have ambitions to start a podcast called Six Degrees of Ronald Reagan where we have a guessed bring on ANY ISSUE PROBLEM OR COMPLAINT and we see how many steps it takes to get back to that absolute breadless breadstick and top contender for the worst human of all time, as the origin point

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It’s a fucking cult. Palestinians are nothing but kindling to them, and I don’t think they even realize how many Palestinian Christians there are! Jews they see as useful idiots, who will one day be kindling themselves, come the apocalypse. More people need to speak out against this.

So much of US foreign policy in the Middle East makes sense when you realize a disproportionately influential Christian sect believes Israel is the material component in their Summon Jesus spell