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dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 20 hr
(millennial James Brown) I feel bad
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2 days
Well this is grim
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 2 days
sometimes i think about how sick it would be if i was one of those guys who believed ai really was super smart and worked right. it would be awesome. Peek a boo would go so hard
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 2 days
"RETRUTH IF YOU WANT TELEVISED MILITARY TRIBUNALS" is, to me, a deranged and instantly disqualifying thing for a presidential candidate to say, but on the other hand joe biden looks and sounds very old
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In the exact same nine day period that Biden and his White House and campaign have been flailing, Trump has offered voters a window into his own mental state and vision for term 2 It’s not great! www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
QAnon Memes, F-Bombs, and Tribunals: As Biden Faltered, Trump Amped Up the Crazywww.rollingstone.com Trump quietly had his own week from hell while the media was hounding Biden
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 4 days
If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all
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daryl "cherche le travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 4 days
Avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 4 days
the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears
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Bride of Funkenstein @malicew.bsky.social · 7 days
Forget it Jake, it's
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 8 days
Jiminy Glick should go on Hot Ones
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@steve.cortez.world · 10 days
Thelma: 10/10
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@steve.cortez.world · 10 days
Lucky 13, closed December 2020 to get turned into condos, is still empty and is not condos.
Avatar merritt k @merrittk.com · 10 days
what's a restaurant or bar you miss? i adored Public in NYC the couple of times i went, and Franny's was one of my favorite Brooklyn dinner spots. just realized they both closed 7 years ago, god
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 10 days
people on here will tweet anyting. "broccoli commits genocide." No it doesn't. That isn't true.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 10 days
Save yourselves. Log off for 24 hours.
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@steve.cortez.world · 11 days
Hello old friend
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merritt k @merrittk.com · 12 days
without fail whenever someone is being weird to me their TL is all like how they have no money and the sink is full of dishes and they're addicted to hentai and video games. whereas i am very normal
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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14 days
What if you were friends with Christopher Lee and you got to hear him say stuff like "did you get a haircut?" in Christopher Lee's voice
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puck @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 14 days
if your water bottle doesn’t smell at least a little weird you’re not getting your nutrients
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@steve.cortez.world · 17 days
Would
Avatar The Onion @theonion.com · 17 days
Elmer’s Products CEO Michael V. Warren elicited raucous cheers with his reference to Paste Mountain, a one-of-a-kind roller coaster that features a 400-foot drop through the viscous, adhesive friction of Elmer’s glue, traveling at a reported 2 miles per hour.
Elmer’s Unveils New Super Sticky Glue Parkwww.theonion.com WESTERVILLE, OH—Following a ribbon-cutting ceremony and a thunderous round of applause from the thousands of ticket holders lined up to be among the first in line for its rides, the long-awaited Elmer...
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17 days
Every album from The Decemberists
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 19 days
You knew Ratto would be the best guy to eulogize Willie Mays, and now there's proof. defector.com/willie-mays-...
Willie Mays Was Baseball | Defectordefector.com Willie Mays, who died Tuesday at the richly merited old age of 93, was baseball itself, more than anyone else ever connected with the game. Not just the best player, which he was. Not just the most jo...
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 20 days
Mets Aide: Sir, the team is down right now! Steve Cohen: Intensify Grimace Aide: Sir!? Cohen: DO IT NOW! #LGM ⚾️
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@steve.cortez.world · 20 days
Tfw a 15 year old eBay alert pays off
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorlessgrey.bsky.social · 20 days
my body after 35
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 23 days
Time is a flat circle
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man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social · 24 days
country songs used to be like "it's funny how i'm drinking myself to death here" and "funny how i work here and always fall in love with guys like him" and now they're all "i own a $95,000 truck" and "i support the US giving material, intelligence and logistical support for the liquidation of gaza"
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 24 days
MLB is in bed with Draft Kings and Fan Duel. Players and umpires are starting to get suspensions for betting on baseball. It’s only a matter of time until gambling nukes the sport: open.substack.com/pub/mollykni...
MLB's Gambling Problemopen.substack.com The league suspended five players yesterday for betting on baseball. Its coziness with sports betting sites like DraftKings and FanDuel guarantees more trouble.
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SaraKateW, Torpid Homebody @sarakatew.bsky.social · 24 days
I POOPED AT THE SEANCE
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b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social · 1 mo
clarence thomas raised his nephew “like a son” until it became too difficult at which point he dumped him and washed his hands of the boy’s life. www.businessinsider.com/clarence-tho...
Clarence Thomas raised him 'as a son.' Now he's facing 25-plus years on weapons and drug charges.www.businessinsider.com Years ago, Thomas took in a 6-year-old relative who reminded him of himself. His sister's grandson, Mark Martin was a "challenge."
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 1 mo
turns out a guy can only offer so many horses before it finally catches up to him www.wsj.com/business/elo...
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ceej @ceej.online · 5 mo
I hate that going on the computer is just for getting mad now. computers used to be for sending your friends a mysterious file called free_drink_coaster.exe that popped out their cd tray when they ran it. we have lost our way
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 1 mo
We were all better off receiving news on paper in the morning and on TV for no more than 30 minutes in the evening.
Avatar Durrell @durrell.bsky.social · 1 mo
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?