Mellow Bedwetter

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god forbid women do anything

Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

Italian officials slam tourist who ‘mimicked sex acts’ on a statue of Bacchus in Florence | CNNwww.cnn.com Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

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imagine expecting george rr martin to finish something and send it in

This is an awful lot of words to say: "He was asked to fill in the same form as other people but couldn't be arsed." www.theguardian.com/uk-news/arti...

Game of Thrones’ George RR Martin falls foul of Glasgow sci-fi event’s strict ruleswww.theguardian.com Author’s efforts to take part apparently stymied by application protocol, but he still plans to attend Worldcon

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This popular gun YouTuber posted a very convincing and sympathetic video explaining why he's so upset that Trump's would-be assassin was wearing one of his t-shirts. But it seems he also quietly just removed this hat from his online merch store. (h/t Reddit)

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user experience design is my passion

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Gore Vidal Sassoon

Incredible stuff.

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"No rolling blackouts or grid emergencies as California continues on path to a carbon free grid. Several strategies, including upgrades to vulnerable parts of the grid at play here, but key enabler is more clean energy, especially solar, and above all, battery storage..." 😀

California Grid Breezes Through Heat Wave due to Renewables, Batteriesthinc.blog No rolling blackouts or grid emergencies as California continues on path to a carbon free grid. Several strategies, including upgrades to vulnerable parts of the grid at play here, but key enabler …

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It's probably bad for Trump that every photo I see of him from the RNC looks like Needle in the Hay should be playing over it

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they never eat the dogfood, do they? they don't drink the contaminated water, they don't live in towns that had to cut libraries, and they don't send their kids to Liberty.

Good morning to my fellow lovers of LGBTQ flags and quinoa

LGBTQ flags and quinoa: The liberal Va. enclave where J.D. Vance liveswww.washingtonpost.com One resident said he’s okay with the senator living in the neighborhood because “it says a lot about Del Ray — he picked a place that’s a great place to live.”

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While it is difficult to get blood from a stone, it is concerningly easy to get milk

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There are cops from all over the country in Milwaukee for RNC. Saw New Jersey police badges when I went to Walgreen’s here.

If the shooting was “not related to the RNC,” why would cops from Columbus, Ohio be involved in the first place? Also, pretty on the nose for cops from a red state to come to a blue city and kill a homeless black guy on the second night of the RNC. www.jsonline.com/story/news/c...

Milwaukee man dead after being shot by 5 Ohio police officers near RNCwww.jsonline.com The man killed by Ohio officers near the RNC on Tuesday was well-known in the neighborhood, several witnesses told the Journal Sentinel.

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so the dude with full AK-47, ski mask, ammo, etc., gets arrested after approaching the RNC, but an unhoused Black man well away from even the vehicle perimeter for the RNC, all the way across a major highway, gets shot to death by five cops. got it.

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lmfao

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The Eminem song Lose Yourself is so relatable to me cuz I don’t know where the hell I am

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too late dude, you said it

Jfc

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ME: Quick, boys, show me your palms. *I start frantically popping pieces of gum out of the blister pack* RIVAL GANG LEADER: Well, well, well, if it isn't the Fresh Breath Boys...

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Flavoured slops of every kind, colour, and viscosity. As much as you can swallow!

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Yo Rudy Giuliani just drunkenly fell into some chairs at the RNC lmao

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Not only a mile from the arena, but across the freeway that bisects that part of town and forms an enormous physical barrier

The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel confirms that a Columbus, Ohio, police officer detailed to the RNC shot and killed a homeless Black man (earlier reported to be in his early 20s) more than half a mile from the RNC arena. The man was known by the nickname Jehovah and took care of a pit bull named Isis.

Ohio police officer shoots, kills person in Milwaukee outside of RNC perimeter, sources saywww.jsonline.com The man killed by Ohio officers near the RNC on Tuesday was well-known in the neighborhood, several witnesses told the Journal Sentinel.

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sorry bro i can't tonight i have to break the wheel of samsara

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rt if u agree

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Ton of buzz about lunch

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You have been blessed by Cookie Puss hurtling through the cosmos

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Fascists and bullies want you to feel helpless and hopeless. And we are neither of those things. Remember that.

If you are feeling hopeless and inclined to defeatism — STOP AND READ this. Never give up before the end, don’t roll over and let them win. France is a lesson in beating the far right: #politics #stopthegop #endfascism 🗃️ www.tumblr.com/always-coffe...

It's over and the left are in the lead!www.tumblr.com Something really amazing happened in France, and I think it'd help us in the US to learn about it. Forgive the long read, but I think this is genuinely great both because of what happened and how. S…

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school vouchers are designed to starve public schools and they’re working in that regard

Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, has spent so much money paying private schoolers' tuition that it's now facing hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state programs and projects.

School Vouchers Were Supposed to Save Taxpayer Money. Instead They Blew a Massive Hole in Arizona’s Budget.www.propublica.org Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, has spent so much money paying private schoolers’ tuition that it’s now facing hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state program...

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13yo and I are amusing ourselves at breakfast by looking up “raccoon” on google translate and seeing how many languages were like “yup, that’s a bear doing its laundry” - German: Waschbär (washbear) - Danish: vaskebjørn (wash bear) - Bulgarian: миеща мечка (washing machine bear)

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🫡

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Yeah good graf. Also fuck Cotton for pulling the “‘we’ when I mean ‘you’” routine. His contempt for everybody who isn’t just like him is unlimited

This is how you do it.

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Lee Greenwood was just calling for "less gas prices" and "less food prices" and Trump just started walking out in mid-sentence so the announcer had to just cut him off.

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Can a cat have a “chaos nap?” Otto is brave enough to try