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bragging about your big brain by pointing out that you watch a lot of history channel is like calling yourself a music historian because you own all the jock jams on vinyl
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this ... this means he's jacking it to the history channel? is that what he's saying?
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“I watch the history channel like most guys watch pornhub… for fifteen minutes while holding my dick”
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You gotta factor in the time it takes to find the right video.
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Nothing to do with the OP, just wanted to let you know that as a former bartender and eternal nerd, I count you my enemy forevermore for coming up with such a fucking powerful handle before I could.
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I think it means he finds a clip over and over again of like the search for Amelia Earhart’s plane but never sees the end of it
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We shouldn't judge. Some people really like that crazy Ancient Aliens dude.
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Amazing lowkey murder of Cornell’s reputation there. 10/10 no notes.
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i am collateral damage! no bueno! (also, say hi to @stayfree.bsky.social your old pal and mah wayf)
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Coulter's also Cornelian. And they dated To be fair, so is Ruth Bader Ginsberg
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YALL READY FOR THIS?!
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The History Channel YouTube Channel is like "one historically grounded cooking show" and "Aliens: Aliens?!"
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Great minds think alike and occasionally so does mine
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you... you watch it for five minutes at a time, a few times a week?
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in incognito mode?
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Never finishing a complete episode
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Maybe all of his friends watch pornhub for several hours per day
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While tugging furiously in a locked bathroom.
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Gooning out with my dick til it atrophies from the history channel reruns
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The channel that went from WW2 docs to Ancient Aliens and other borderline (at best) conspiracy theory shows? Ok, Bill. 👌
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Has he watched the history channel in 20 years. It’s now like “ice road truckers” and “Alaska gold” and 15 years ago was all wwii all the time (the hitler channel)
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Is it more embarrassing if he just doesn't know that "History Channel" is just reality TV now, or if he does actually watch History Channel and still thinks it's educational just because that's what the name of the channel is?
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Tbh I thinks he’s lying and watches YouTube videos
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"the hitler channel"? folks, that's what we call newsmax!
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I have a theory that every cable channel named for a type of content eventually denies itself. History Channel? No history. The Learning Channel? No learning. Music Television? No music.
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well at least TLC and MTV changed their name and tropped the meaning behind it history was worse. It dropped "The" and "channel" its just "History" now.
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Never heard of a stepmom getting stuck under the bed on The History Channel.
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Oh, so that’s why Ted Cruz tweeted that video out on 9/11?
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History Channel is just Pawn Stars and American Pickers today.
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Exactly like most guys watch PornHub? Ew.
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Whether it was intentional or not, I read it as a backhanded compliment, as in, “His range may be described as a cyber truck: limited, without strength, and only enjoyed by white men who are high.”
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This is like a lateral step from a guy who learned engineering from macguyver
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So either he is really into aliens or he is lying because the History Channel has been garbage for years.
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nah jock jams go super hard
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…I actually would pay money for a jock jams vinyl
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Trying to imagine Maher's setup for watching the History Channel as though it were Pornhub. No kink shaming I guess.
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Some dudes just like aliens, I guess? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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More years ago than I care to admit, it was...okay, I suppose? There's only so much you can do putting the Punic Wars or whatever into a 30 minute show, and it probably did okay within those limits. This century it's been a pathetic joke, though.
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So he tries to find something that interests him for an hour, only to close after three minutes, disgustedly staring into the empty eyes of the pitiful face in the reflection of the now blank screen?
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Lmao that's like saying you understand cuisine because you've been to country buffet.
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he's a history major so it would be the old county buffet
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