I had a Great Aunt Roxy, and she was a fantastic old lady, she had clouds of dyed red hair held into shape by a bottle of Aqua Net, and always had candy in her purse. She went everywhere loudly in a cloud of smoke.
since reddit is dying i want to share my favourite post about one of my favourite guys ever. i never really posted on reddit, just read stuff, but this post is now behind a locked wall. alt text to follow in a thread since it’s too long to fit in the alt text on the image
The bartender at my local pub is from Cork. His response to anyone ordering an Irish Car Bomb: "Can't make you that, but I can make a 9/11. It's just two kamikazes dropped in a Manhattan."
Yeah I got a reduction about 10 years ago, but the damage has been done and is still going to get worse as I get older. So my spine is a mess on top of other chronic issues.
I was supposed to get scoliosis surgery and my hips fixed when I was 10, and my parents got divorced and my mom could not raise 4 kids alone with one of them in a chest to knees cast, so I never got the surgery and wasn't told until I was an adult, then I grew DDD breasts and it just got worse.
It is so hard to fill that void. I am dying for the next one, have you read Swordheart, or the Clocktaur wars? Those were both good and Clocktaur wars is set in the same universe as paladins.
I'm going to eat any meat I am served. Goat is delicious, mutton/lamb is a bit lacking in flavor. Ostrich/emu are good, I'd like to try kangaroo. Like making a meat besides human taboo seems ridiculous. Humans have prions.
lestat is anne rice’s most precious child who ends up as vampire king of the universe and if you don’t understand that then what are we even doing here. he’s a gorgeous mary sue and the real strength of the show is that it understands that he whips ass
Dude, a big dog knocking me over would be incredibly painful, and I still would not ever kick a dog, you're a monster who needs to reconsider that animals have thoughts and feelings and don't deserve to be hurt, for anything. This is how we get cops shooting blind shitzus.
I wear men's t shirt and joggers because I am an amazon. This does not make me trans, I am just too tall and broad shouldered to be comfy in clothes designed for shorter women. I know men who wear kilts and skirts as normal parts of their attire, they're not trans either. Joanne needs to stop.
I don't come in a starter pack, you pick me up at a thrift store thinking I look cool, then find out when you get home I barely work and am probably a fire hazard.
