I love when someone is like “hey r u busy” & I can say “ya I’m squeezing my lizards blackheads so he can start releasing pheromones again. Why whatsup?” It’s gratifying. Like I’m a business woman.
I was looking at my phone while eating string cheese and somehow missed my mouth and stuck it up my nose, then I choked a bit and sneezed the piece of cheese onto my desk and knocked my water over. I am in hell
It's too hot outside, and the manager at this Applebee's says they have no control over that so I'm calling corporate headquarters from the parking lot until I get answers.