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Chris Gaines

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My very libertarian friend just moved to Minneapolis for roughly similar reasons and I’m all, ‘My man I am never taking a thing you say seriously again.’
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most twee guy at my improv class? that’d have to be yes anderson.
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Or maybe he did and it just masked the beginning of his crater, which is inevitable, because he’s a fucking loser.
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Also graf after graf of filler to get another space for an ad. So lots of needless drivel that just increases the odds it says something wrong or dangerous.
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May have lost his fastball but if he’s become a knuckleballer with a circle change that may be good enough.
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Holy shit… active voice. Didn’t think our media were capable.
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Only losers get shot and die.
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And like I get people’s concerns but sharing these links day after day after day doesn’t really help because it just incentivizes the NYT to keep reporting the ‘Biden old’ non story.
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Really love how life is now days where it’s hot as balls, then we get a tornado warning every night at 10 pm where the absolute best case is that high winds destroy my tomato plants.
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I’m now in the middle of what just became a flashing purple triangle… just in case you never hear from me again.
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If Sartre was OCD.
so like absolutely not or you would just prefer
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I’m trying to come up with a sports equivalent of this, and the best I’ve got so far is “the raiders inviting jamarcus russell to announce their first-round draft pick”
Like a harbinger of doom, Liz Truss has arrived at the RNC.
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Slight good news… the markets thought Trump surviving was very good but the VP very bad (trading day v. after hours).
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And we’re doing an excellent job losing it. (Couldn’t help myself. Not a doomsayer but things are, uh, not great).
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Just FYI - the Vance pick means they will be gunning for Obergefell.
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That people don’t get this is absolutely terrifying and depressing.
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How is this even possible? Anyway gonna spend less time online and try to figure out how to tell more people about project 2025.
New YouGov (A+) poll. Arizona - 🔴 Trump +7 Georgia - 🔴 Trump +4 Michigan - 🔴 Trump +2 North Carolina - 🔴 Trump +4 Nevada - 🔴 Trump +4 Pennsylvania - 🔴 Trump +3 Wisconsin - 🔴 Trump +5 Arizona -🔵Gallego +8 Michigan -🔵Slotkin +9 Nevada -🔵Rosen +7 Pennsylvania -🔵Casey +12 Wisconsin -🔵Baldwin +7
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Which is why I think he’s been told the election doesn’t matter. Just be close, throw it to the courts and SCOTUS will install him as president.
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We have to say this because Biden/Harris can't. They can't say "the guy who just got shot was closely connected to a pedophile ring", that's not appropriate from the president (we've decided). But we can say "Donald Trump promoted the DA who let Epstein off the hook", and we should
I’m just saying, one candidate is pretty closely connected to an organized pedophilia ring and it’s not the Democratic one
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Too bad Noem shot her dog because wanting to f*ck her probably made her a shoe in.
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You’d think some of them would realize they are most likely to end up like Rudy.
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Guy literally had secrets in his bathroom, selling them to foreign nationals. Calls people to steal votes. Sends a mob to keep himself in office. This country pissing all over its history to bend over backwards for this guy? This is the guy we bring down the whole experiment for?
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Something I think about is how a second Trump admin will probably just make up economic data to please the god-king and im sure Wall Street is 95% pro-Trump but, lol, good luck trading when you have no idea if inflation or unemployment data is real.
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Tariffs cause 20# inflation: ‘But Trump said inflation was just .3% per
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For the next act, Aileen Cannon is going to cite to Thomas's concurrence on the constitutionality of Jack Smith's appointment to dismiss the Florida documents case.
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I love how ‘perfect’ is his euphemism for ‘I did a mob boss extortion that you can’t pin on me’.