Brian Curtin

@briancurtin.com

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ex-baby, principal software engineer, mountain runner
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Denver, CO

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Ryan Casey

I don’t see myself in some clown in a suit, I see myself in a guy throwing 103 MPH every few days.

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Tahar 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇺🇳 🇪🇺

Find something else to do, repurpose the business, etc. People do this every day.

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Brian Curtin

If you utter the word "tankies" you are in critical condition for phone poisoning. You need to put your phone down.

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jakemadtown.bsky.social

I was a “you guys” Illinois guy but have been but trying not to be that on a team of almost half women. “Folks” makes me seem 83 but it works.

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CatFrat

1 billion people typing in “why peanus horts” into Google every 24 hours

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Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel

I am the midwest version of this and said ya’ll in two emails on Friday. I’m switching to yinz.

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Jon Saur

They’re also not very good at this.

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Logan Dean

I went from seeing him in Chicago to driving by his prison after I moved to Denver. Couldn't get enough of him.

Just got this as a captcha “click all 13 fingers”

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Duke Kaboom

If The Leader denies you a dentist, some legal scholars still believe a court would be on your side, so it’s ok.

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Ed Zitron

I hope one of the reasons is “talking like a dingus”

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Mr. Am I Being Detained

I’d vote for G Amato from On Cinema

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Mr. Am I Being Detained

Harvey Levin is saying this on TV while Josh Radnor walks up to an empty airport bar

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Ryan Cox

Sounds like it works. We’re grilling tomorrow with neighbors that have a Blackstone, so I’ll get a test run and likely go for it.

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Ryan Cox

Was just looking at one of these today (possibly the four burner one). Did you consider the Weber or any others?

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Sock Puppet Pundit

How often are you seeking help, and can you increase the frequency?

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David_j_roth

Something a little sandwich person would say.

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Todd

I think it’s more like unnecessarily re-wording it.

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johnasavoia

To experiment or prevent experiments?

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TheBaroness

You know it’s a good joke when it ends with “ lol 😂”

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Luke O'Neil

Using “Diamond Diary” by Tangerine Dream is a multiplier

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Intentionally Blank

The cool thing about this is that none of that would happen

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bree, bill, and salty did nothing wrong

more like H aren’t

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Chris Harris

So nice they said it twice

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Andrew Fleer

Even better:

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bree, bill, and salty did nothing wrong

This is the first slide of every annual HR training video.

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Dreams are free, motherfucker

Here’s a picture of Nancy Pelosi run through an app to make her look 20 years younger. If you don’t donate $5 by the end of the hour it’s all over.

it’s not giving ass

Will Biden end Bobby Bonilla day?