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Appreciate silly takes on life, cats, science fiction.
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Horse racing at Del Mar starts this weekend. I wonder how many horses they'll kill this year...
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RIP to Dr Ruth. and no one can top the tribute to her currently up on Billy Idol’s insta story.
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So now that Twitter is Botville, I've had to find new ways to find out wildfire info in my area. I recommend the Watch Duty app.
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Feels like a lot of them have ulterior motives.
A lot of folks who supposedly analyze politics for a living are just like…not good at it?
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The people of the UK and France showing us that there is a path forward is exactly what we needed to see right now.
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Another 4th of July, another night scraping the cat off the ceiling. #fireworks
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We don’t talk enough about how Michael Corleone was a law-abiding war hero until he was radicalized by police brutality
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It's not just that it's a piece against voting, it's a fake world-weary article about how civic disengagement is good from a guy with radical reactionary politics who spends his life doing advocacy (including publishing this op-ed in the New York Times)
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Happy independence day to all who remember why we declared independence and a very fuck off to those who think kings are good actually.
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It also makes me feel insane that the rat fuck around Biden’s age and mental capacity is being uncritically spread around by Democrats when Trump is *incredibly obviously* grotesquely mentally incapacitated, in a way that is genuinely terrifying.
It makes me feel very much unmoored from reality to see all this *buying into* the Biden Too Old ratfuck narrative, days after the Supreme Court ruled that Trump gets to be dictator for life, just weeks after Trump became a convicted felon (oh, and there’s the Epstein stuff that just came out).
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Stork: I have a baby. Pigeon: I have the mail. Canary: I have bad news.
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Musk apparently said Tesla will make robots for $10k, sell them for $20k, and capture 10% of a 1 billion unit/year market, making $1 trillion in annual profits. Bro can't even be bothered to make these numbers sound not pulled directly from his ass, this is like 11 year old level bullshitting.
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Saw my first cybertruck in the wild. Have you seen bad drawings of cars by little kids? It looks like that. With rust.
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William Anders passed away earlier today. While orbiting with Borman and Lovell, he took the iconic Earthrise photo. No human had ever seen it before. On the transmission he said "Oh my God, look at that picture over there! It's the Earth coming up. Wow, is that pretty!" 🧪 🌕 Image: NASA
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twelve people were able to unanimously agree on thirty-four separate items in less time than my wife and i have ever been able to decide where to eat
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Love the new reality show "34 Felonies and Counting"
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Congrats to the GOAT for getting the recognition he’s deserved for a long, long time. As of yesterday, Josh Gibson now officially holds the MLB record for batting average, slugging, and OPS.
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The biggest issue with the economy is that everyone wants YOUR money, but doesn't want to pay YOU money, and friends, even Henry Ford knew that if you don't pay your people enough to be able to afford your product, your business is going to fail. You run out of customers.
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Super chill little dude hanging out in the balcony garden today
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I sang “We’re Not Gonna Take It” and then I took it for forty straight years
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Advice I got from multiple people over the years: "Retire as soon as the numbers work out". They were right.
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The stunt double of Charlize Theron and the stunt double of Tom Hardy met and fell in love on the set of Mad Max: Fury Road. They got married. (meanwhile, Theron and Hardy couldn't stand each other)
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I don’t understand why people purchase frozen lasagna when you can buy all the ingredients for $178 and make it yourself in under 16 hours.
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Bravo TV announces Real Housewives Of the Supreme Court
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Extra points for "Yam Tits".
Awwww, Yam Tits is having himself a tantrum because he knows he’s about to become a convicted felon shortly after Memorial Day. He did the same thing before the E. Jean Carroll ruling. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump rages against Alvin Bragg as trial nears endwww.newsweek.com "We are fighting against a Rigged New York System of 'Justice,' the former president claimed. "WITCH HUNT!"