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he/they | polisci major (for my sins), recovering theatre kid, seattle mariners enthusiast, food discourse centrist, theoretically I write sometimes

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I am the besom that must sweep the court clean of such filth as thou art.

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Senate Dems should take one of their assorted gun control bills off the shelf, rename it something like "Trump Assassination Prevention Act," and force Rs to do a talking filibuster to block it

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When I condemn political violence I am also condemning a Trump candidacy.

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Living through history isn’t fun

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All I'll say for the moment, based on the unfolding Trump news, is "breathe." It's still just shy of four months until election day (which is both fortunate and unfortunate) and as much as some people may declare they know exactly what may happen then, they don't. Breathe.

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Also, pardon me, but I am skeptical that you can identify what hit him based on the audio on a crowd recording.

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Seth Cotlar

The GOP's racist bit about "primitives" is also ironic because before white settlers showed up in Oregon in the 19th century, Native American communities used fire strategically to care for the forests. www.opb.org/article/2021...

Ancient Native American forest practices demonstrated in burn near Eugenewww.opb.org Derek Kimbol, a Klamath Modoc tribal member, described the history: “The women that used to pick the huckleberries, which we call iwam, they would burn — every four years — the huckleberry stands to b...

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Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

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The GOP SCOTUS ruling on Presidential immunity, summed up.

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Henry II: "Who will rid me of this troublesome priest?" General Counsel: "We interpret the King's query as an official act of his office, and therefore immune from persecution"

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Now all the youth of England are on fire

I just put in starship troopers, which opens with some militaristic drums, and my mom just yelled from the other room “are you watching Henry the fifth again?” Like I Know, but come on.

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They're not gonna deport 20 million people. They're gonna deport the labor organizers, the guys who ask for raises, the guys who leave the pork processing plant to get a better job elsewhere. Our agriculture sector runs on immigrant labor and draconian immigration laws are about giving bosses power

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where I post from

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The Pope, who lives in an art museum with a bunch of dudes who've sworn off pussy: does it seem kind of gay in here to you?

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This guy goes to a beekeeper and says I would like a dozen bees, please. Certainly, says the beekeeper, and hands him 13 bees. The guy looks at him quizzically so the beekeeper says "oh don't worry sir, that one's a freebie"

@legalminimum.bsky.social this is a funny pun but now I can’t stop wondering and I think you have to be the most qualified person to ask—what Pokémon is the most lawyer-y Pokémon?

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usually the only New York institution that can rack up 34 losses before June 1 is the Mets

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Actually This Verdict Proves My Point, by I.N. Suffrable, special to the Times

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bonus Discworld QOTD, from The Last Continent “We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?” “Why?” “It saves time.”

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You can sing "Trump is a convicted felon" to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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His proctologist and the American people should have the same level of intimate knowledge of Sam Alito. That’s what I need from the Senate Judiciary Committee.

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More of @kathryntewson.bsky.social because it makes the chuds mad that they don't have permission to use the Birb art 🥰

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In honor of "being made to sound cool then getting yeet back to earth as the dorks we are".... I'll be posting some memes made about our team. Starting with birb.

Way to make me sound incredibly badass and then bring me back to earth as the dork I surely am, Grey Lady

I am sometimes a playwright, and even though I like to write science fiction, I don't love the work being churned out by today's computers.

mentions are full of the most insufferable AIbros today so i’m asking you to quote this with something you’ve drawn or written with your hands and brain, even if, ESPECIALLY if, you don’t think you’re the creative type go make something

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I really, really, really, REALLY like being right.