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@chromesthesia.bsky.social

I love music and spiders. I refuse to be a dang republicans
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Men, what's stopping you from looking like this?
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I hate July 4th because I hate noises generally
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waiting for the day I can send this to someone
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Sitting at my desk working and hear a big splash in the pool and I know who it is! I hope he wasn't too freaked out by all of the fireworks last night, poor big buddy.
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Please remember that your fireworks are not enjoyed by all
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Why do they want people to have sex with Joe Biden?
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Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Flags $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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Ok people look down on folks who make music or anime their personality but this shit is way worse. Trump is gonna screw over anyone who isn't a rich cis white dude.
long island, baby
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SAME
the Gaiman allegations are incredibly disappointing and I am so tired of famous men using their power and status to exploit young women like this
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Anyway, your semi-regular reminder that no one's worth is in their ability to be productive. You're a living being. You have worth, period.
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And now for the traditional July 4th blessing: Happy Independence Day, may you end the day with as many fingers as you began it with.
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Happy independence day to all who remember why we declared independence and a very fuck off to those who think kings are good actually.
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For some reason, my 6 year old uses a pickle as her standard unit of measurement. Even for things that aren't pickle-based. Wow, she's quicker than a pickle! He's stronger than a pickle! Gotta be smarter than a pickle! Is there a sentient pickle hero I don't know about?
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The CDC has finally acknowledged that SARS-CoV-2 is not a typical “winter” respiratory virus, and COVID-19 is a threat that can surge throughout the year. Source: www.cdc.gov/ncird/whats-...
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"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me
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"They're just fearmongering about Project 2025," brought to you by the people behind "They're just fearmongering about a coup" and "they're just fearmongering about abortion bans"
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I would rather the world not be destroyed. Imagine if they put this effort to helping people! We wouldn't have heaven on earth because humans are ass but things would be BETTER
They are trying to brute-force the prophecy of Jesus's return to happen, it's why more Zionists are Evangelical Christians than Jewish people, they want the 3rd temple built over Al-Aqsa, triggering a holy war with the entire Muslim world, leading to Israel's destruction and a return of Jesus.
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Waiting for those checks and balances... Any time now...
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Mr Musk is advocating no prenatal care, and delivering babies behind the Wendy’s dumpster, I guess.
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If the shoplifting of baby formula is epidemic, the main problem is not the shoplifting.
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Gotta say the “I have brains worms” and “I shot and possibly ate my dog” are unique campaign tactics
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the punishment is a bit medieval but i appreciate the enthusiasm
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Who's birthday is it today? It's this fluff! Henson is now three so he's allowed to by alcohol and drive a car.