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Rachel

@slightlycaustic.bsky.social

Coffee, chocolate and cats are pretty much all I like. Study, work and travel is all I do. Married mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine. All of them. Anti conservative. All of them. I Smiled and waved.
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“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi
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When should you give it away, give it away, give it away? Now.
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TikTok, where already debunked information is just repeated over and over until it's absorbed into the zeitgeist with no notes.
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You’re laughing. I asked who’s on first and you’re laughing.
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My name tag says Hiyoure Prettynice because I didn't have enough room for "Skin deep beauty detonates with the trigger of time so if you hear ticking, please say my name"
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My personality is caffeinated chaos. Daily.
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I’m not like other girls. I have my mental breakdowns in private.
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I blocked an acct without interacting with em based on seeing their replies on someone else's posts. Then they added both of my accts to two lists "won't stop engaging in drama" and "antimutuals." When I see tiny fits of rage like that I LMAO
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Me: I'm the captain now. Riverboat casino employee: we don't even leave the dock.
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Accidentally drank a lethargy drink instead of an energy drink and now I feel like I always do.
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Tinfoil is absolutely flying off of the shelves today. Nobody can keep it in stock.
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My sister is a very good poet and is getting a book of her poems together I asked her if she’d written any poems about me and without a beat she responded “You don’t really inspire me poetically”
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maybe stop complaining about the quality of candidates and maybe focus on why it’s so hard for non partisan and 3rd party candidates to get on the ballot
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D Day Except just everyone deletes their twitter account on the same day to put the final nail in that Titantic Remember, remember the 5th of November
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Standing on the burned out rubble of a collapsed world, whispering to the dead - "it was the Senate Pomeranian.."
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"Wait, it means what about underwear?" - actual Commandos just finding out
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I tried to find an old tweet by @bornmiserable.bsky.social with a regular search engine lol — didn’t work. But I did come across these two classics instead, so it wasn’t a total waste.
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People like it! I am not people.
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Who knew c trains caught on fire. At least it was right before my child got on it.
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It's almost "Prime Day". If you look on your favorite shelter's website or instagram you might find that they have an amazon wishlist and that many of their items might be on sale. I hate amazon, I definitely encourage people to shop local whenever possible, but I'm just putting the info out there.
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Not a tinging endorsement but I’ll take it! It’s Biden or Project-25 That’s the choice
I could give negative a million fucks about Biden and his circle, we’re fighting for people’s lives I don’t give a shit if we need to wheel his ass over the finish line
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Image d’ici et d’ailleurs - Image from here and elsewhere - Bild von hier und anderswo.
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mood for the whole year.
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They have such winning ideas like “why don’t we charge people who want to know if that tornado is gonna hit their house.”
The MAGA Plan to End Free Weather Reportswww.theatlantic.com Project 2025 would all but dissolve the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
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the year is 2034. your doctor is now just an Amazon Alexa speaker that overhears your groans and tells you to lose some weight. the speaker does not take your insurance.
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The simplest act can cast a long and definite shadow...
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thinking about the time a guy @‘ed me that if i keep reposting so much he would have to block me so i reposted it and he blocked me
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uninformed. moisturized. smarmy. in my priors. ignorant. posting.