Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️: If you were a Starfleet captain what would your catchphrase ("engage", "hit it", "make it so" etc) be?

If you were a Starfleet captain what would your catchphrase ("engage", "hit it", "make it so" etc) be?

Warp nine, fuck my wife!

“ Gerrup da fuckin’ yard, Cynthia!” This needs to be delivered in an inner city Dubliner accent.

(Making notes)

*deep sigh* sure why not

lmao

Deep Sigh 9

I’ve long wanted some Trek aliens whose thing is behavior that would be disqualifying mental illness in humans but normal for them. Laughing during crises, constantly eating and drinking on the job, uncontrollably flirting with enemies, who knows. This captain would be great for that.

Fucking perfection.

Dang you beat me to it!

I played the captain in a Star Trek ttrpg and I can tell you for definite my catchphrases would be "make the ship go now" and "do a science at it"

I played a science officer in a Star Trek TTRPG and I can tell you for definite my catchphrase would be "{sigh} Fine, I suppose I'll have to figure it out then."

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"Let's trek some stars!"

Lets deep space this 9

Hah 😄!

Outstanding

Full belly laugh from this one, idk why

"fucking goooo"

it's why i'm stuck with a California Class

Haha

What is this, the Redlands???

Hey, those Cali-class ships can hold their own longer than people think.

Actually, "let's fuckin' go!" would be awesome.

“What’s the worst that can happen?”

"let's see what *this* button does!"

Ahh, you beat me to it! My version: "It'd only happen once. What does *this* button do?"

{addressing the court martial after The Incident} "Why do they even have a button to open the sunroof on a spaceship?"

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🤣

I liked the catch phrase from that Black Mirror episode that was based on Star Trek: “Let’s fuck off somewhere.”

"Mister Data, warp nine, dicks out"

Well he IS fully functional

AND programmed with multiple techniques

Do it, Rockapella!

YEAH (bass voice)

I REALLY didn’t think someone would have claimed this already. I doff my gumshoes to you, @theokayestpainter.bsky.social.

🎶 Tell me where in Delta Quad is Captain Kathryn Janeway 🎵

this prompt hit my adhd hyperfocus buttons like a photon torpedo

Engage... transwarp ... engines.

knocking it out of the park once again

I am not mad at this

Hang onto your potatoes!

*nods in Irish* ...

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

I usually abhor stereotypes, but I can't wriggle out of that one

Will always be “too soon” for this.

Too soon, man, too soon

😎

My Irish GF would not appreciate this.

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