Jeffy Hirschbeck

@frusengladje.bsky.social

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just some dude. lefties call me a YIMBY, liberals call me a bot, so I think it’s an open question as to whether or not I exist at all.

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lol

Wow, that was miserable

The dude coaching Switzerland looks exactly like the dude coaching Switzerland should look

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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.

Sherbert

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The US ought to have a new national anthem.

'This Land Is Your Land': The national anthem we needblog.29sunset.com Whitney Houston sang the hell out of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” So did Marvin Gaye . The Grateful Dead’s a capella version is both straigh...

Worked out great, we got a sex pest out of office

I think the last time that Democrats hounded one of their own out of office (albeit under very different circumstances) was Senator Al Franken in 2018. How'd that work out again? (Of note, Franken was one of the most aggressive members of the Judiciary Committee in vetting Supreme Court nominees.)

Dems lose top fighter against Trump nominees | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com Democratic Sen. Al Franken’s grilling of Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch in the so-dubbed “frozen trucker” case may have been the most replayed moment of the televised Senate Judiciary Committee he...

Funny that the same idiots who shouted themselves hoarse about Biden being the only person who could beat Trump four years ago are now shouting themselves hoarse about pulling him from the ticket at the worst possible time

AI is absolute trash and everyone involved with it should be tossed in jail but there is something extremely funny about teaching an AI model to be Burt Reynolds and then forcing it to read

Earlier this week, AI company ElevenLabs said it is bringing digitally produced celebrity voice-overs of deceased actors to its newly launched Reader app. The company said the app takes articles, PDF, ePub, newsletters, e-books or any other text on your phone and turns it into voice-overs.

AI resurrects deceased actors’ voices to read audiobooks | CNN Businesscnn.it Actress Judy Garland never recorded her voice to read an audiobook of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, but you’ll soon be able to hear her rendition of the children’s novel that inspired the movie nonethel...

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD is currently streaming free on Roku Channel, Hoopla and PlutoTV

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In addition to the flag, this Oakland Athletics fan was audible on the broadcast yelling "Fuck you John Fisher"

I’m glad that streaming services have all reintroduced commercials. How else would I know how to treat my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis?

This is 90% of my annoyance with all of the scolding. Whether or not you agree with it, how can you not understand that Biden’s handling of Gaza would not be disqualifying for a lot of people under most other circumstances?

that would be true - and i say this as a left-winger who would crawl through broken glass to vote against Trump - were it not for Gaza. you can't hand-wave Gaza and call it maturity. i don't ever want to be so self-important that i get angry about people i like and admire having an ethical line.

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The fact that Biden has delivered on left-wing policy far better than any president in generations but is widely despised by left-wing voters reflects more poorly on left-wing institutions and voters than on Biden. This is not a movement showing political maturity, and I say that as a left-winger

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Getting "the zoomies" in the club. Everyone watches bemusedly as I sprint back and forth with my tongue flopping out of my mouth in the most undignified way imaginable.

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The greatest contribution to Scottish poetry since Address to a Haggis.

Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

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my buddy and I found a pit in the woods that brings the dead back to life. we’ve mostly been using it to fuck with our friend brendan

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LMAO

BREAKING: Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass says she is discussing a mask ban for protests with the City Attorney. Source: youtu.be/5R6krNYXnZI?...

Los Angeles’s Mayor Was Contemplating a Mask Ban. She Just Got Covid.newrepublic.com Karen Bass floated banning masks for protesters days before coming down with Covid-19.

Good lord, the democrats are losers. Just letting the biggest bunch of dipshits in human history take their lunch money over and over again. Simply useless.

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The “Billy Madison” principal, 1995 Topps

Asking if it’s too late to pick another candidate knowing that would mean Kamala Harris is some serious Wannstedt-era Bears shit. Jimmy from Arlington Heights, you’re on the Score 670. PUT IN STEVE STENSTROM!

Breaking: Kamala Harris Warming Up In Debate Bullpen

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Using AI to create a 1950s doo-wop heartthrob sourced from Democratic Party fundraising emails who had a string of hits like "I Need You to Step Up Right Now to Send a Message to Loneliness" and "An Emergency Communication Regarding My Heart (It's Yours and Will Pump at 200% for the Next 48 Hours)."

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years of constructing jokes as "stating a fact in a sarcastic tone and then looking at the camera" have prepared michael ian black for a crossover into conservative superstardom

Lol

The Democratic Party might be filled with shitty old racists, but they’re *our* shitty old racists. What part of this don’t you people understand?

Is a phone responsible for my desire to call the author of this piece a dildo?

oh my god shut the fuck up www.theatlantic.com/family/archi...

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David Simon is GOAT.

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Mom put her kid in the car after a day at the zoo. Then the doors wouldn’t open because the battery died. Sealing the 20-month-old inside in the middle of a national Heat Dome in the Arizona desert. Because Teslas are fucking dumb death traps.

Arizona toddler rescued after getting trapped in a Tesla with a dead battery - https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/21/24183439/tesla-model-y-arizona-toddler-trapped-rescued

Arizona toddler rescued after getting trapped in a Tesla with a dead batterywww.theverge.com Firefighters had to use an axe to smash through the window.

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Oh hey tech firms what’s up, I found the miracle solution: throw this unwanted AI shit into the fucking trash where it belongs

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The police are defunding us.

The new Minneapolis Police Department contract would push officers' *starting* pay to $92,000 by next summer. Starting salary for Minneapolis Public School teachers will be $51,000 for 2024-2025. minnesotareformer.com/2024/06/21/u...

Union contract would increase MPD budget by millions, push police salaries past most peers • Minnesota Reformerminnesotareformer.com Minneapolis is considering giving its police officers historic raises of nearly 22%, pushing their pay to among the highest in the nation, even as state and federal officials are forcing the police de...