feels like just the next obvious pivot into the christo-fascist protective cocoon part of his career
for a dude who plays so about truth and spirituality he seems as phony as a three dollar bill
"Mr Brand, we represent the estate of the late Jesus Christ. Our client has asked us to inform you that His likeness is copyright, and requests you to get a shave and a haircut within 10 days or face a lawsuit."
This seems like such a transparent and insincere ploy on Brand's part. I can't believe conservatives are receptive to this.
"Since I've been accused of crimes, I've decided to adopt a few low effort, right wing signifiers to dupe you fools into endorsing me. Is it working?"
"Hell yes, brother!"
Of course they fall for it, they see guys like Brand and think they have a perfect rock star youth pastor type for converting more people. They just don’t realize the only reason he’s coming to them is that he’s completely out of that kind of juice.
I mean, when the whole religion is based on people being able to miraculously have a come to Jesus moment at any time, no matter what they've done in the past, this is what you get.
Not a big fan of his biggest fans but I know Jesus is always smelling of sandalwood and being a cool dude. Russ looks like Chlamydia would wear a rubber to avoid catching him
My attorney told me I should join a church preemptively, 'cause juries are suspicious of celebrities who find religion after getting into trouble.
- Tracy Jordan
Ah, looks like Russell's inveigling himself with the Christian hard right, before the US Justice Department throw the booky wook at him, cos he's worried about being chucked around like a dog toy in the pen and getting his arsey warse shredded.
Try that shite in the UK, and we'd just laugh at him.
I like how we've manufactured a society where you can be dunked in water by some old dude and a non-zero number of people will probably forgive you for what you've done in the past. 😒
“I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”
— Aileen Wuornos
