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Regular old murderer expresses disgust for serial killer
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In 200 years somebody will write a hip hop musical about the guy he shot
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That dude apologizing for being shot in the face by Cheney was eerily predictive of the craven, slobbering cultism of Trumpists
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I have made more than my share of jokes about that incident, but at least that guy was acting to preserve an ongoing personal relationship with his friend Dick Cheney, was embarrassed for Cheney, felt bad about the whole mess. Trump doesn't really know *his* servile schmucks, nor care about them.
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This section from Cheney's wikipedia is a little too on the nose: In early-July 2010, Cheney was outfitted with a left-ventricular assist device to compensate for worsening congestive heart failure. This pump was centrifugal and as a result he remained alive without a pulse for nearly 15 months.
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Does an election count as an invitation as in "vampire rules"?
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Gives credence to the nickname "Darth" Cheney...
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Or just somebody who did a cost-benefit analysis of apologizing vs getting shot again
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This made me literally LOL. You've always been an entertaining follow.
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"Guy who's on a hunting trip. I'm just a guy who's on a hunting trip. Just hunting quail and birds and other shit. .28, twentyyyyyy-EIIIIIIIGGGHHT!"
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"Donald Trump makes me mad enough to shoot someone in the face!"
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Guy shot in the face: Sorry, sir! My bad!
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But not mad enough to actually do it. And make him apologize for his face being in the way.
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Desperately trying to imagine the guy who is a pro-democracy voter who trusts Cheney to identify the right candidate.
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It's a nice narrow sliver, like an arrow slit in a massive stone tower. A very "I just wanted to watch football in peace" person.
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I mean, he identified the worst candidate. Kinda surprised he hasn't invited Trump to go hunting after everything he said about Liz Cheney.
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the people Lincoln Project think they are addressing. neocons and neolibs, basically. the fact that this population has been near exterminated within the GOP might suggest something about those numbers. some moved to the Dems. the rest? meh? probably converted to paleocon w/out a glitch
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If he really wanted to help the country he could invite Trump to go dove hunting.
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[Insert worst person you know just made a great point meme here]
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The enemy of my enemy is... still a war criminal.
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say what you will about dick cheney,,,
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When the town drunk tells you that you have a drinking problem, they speak from knowledge
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It's like when imperial japan was doing ethnic cleansing in nanking and they were doing it in such a fucked up way, the local NAZIS told them to tone that shit down.
For all the comments about the terrible things Cheney did in office, the thing that sticks with me is his repeatedly asserting that Obama was clearly -deliberately- trying to undermine the US. The Cheneys are at the forefront of the people who built this evil machine.
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I feel like this guy has first hand experience regarding threats to democracy, though.
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First of all, that dude he shot apologized, and
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Statement would mean more if it was broadcasted from a pit under The Hague where he belongs.
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Look, all Darth Vader did was destroy a planet (country) or two, and steal the kyber crystals (oil and Halliburton contracts) and massacre the Jedi (black site torture). He did not molest girls with billionaire pedophiles and traffick models while pimping out his daughter. So there's that.
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He should have just taken him hunting, problemo solved.
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Primary proponent of unitary executive theory suddenly realizes checks and balances might be a good idea
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You can put a lot more numbers in Cheney’s column than your ordinary murderer. But we do have that weird tendency to be more appalled by serial killers than mass killers.
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I’ll take it. There’s no time to be fussy.
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Like the old saying, even a stopped clock commits war crimes twice a day.
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You do criminal law; you know this is a thing
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Some things sicken even jackals.
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Just think how much of a POS you have to be that Dick Cheney won't support your thuggery.
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"I may be a war criminal, but ...."
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Maybe he can summon Karl Rove.
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“And as someone who shot my buddy in the face I know what a real threat is.”