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Aletta
Aletta
@lettybird.bsky.social
Photographer, political junky & rider of gender fluid giant tortoises.
Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic
@alyankovic.bsky.social
You know... the weird one.
Chicago Alerts
Chicago Alerts
@chicagoalerts.com
Chicago alerts from Notify Chicago, NOAA and other chicago orgs.

A simple bot by @harper.lol
bsdtectr
bsdtectr
@bsdtectr.bsky.social
South Sider @bsdtectr at the other place
Chicago Urbanist
Chicago Urbanist
@chicagourbanist.bsky.social
✶ ✶ ✶ ✶
https://linktr.ee/chi_urbanist
Iron Spike
Iron Spike
@ironspike.bsky.social
Founder/Owner, Iron Circus Comics.
Founder/Owner, Iron Circus Animation.
https://ironcircus.com
Executive Producer, Lackadaisy.
Writer, Cartoonist.
webcomic: http://blikada.com
dillo (the yakubian mamba)
dillo (the yakubian mamba)
@dillo.media
central texas sweetie pie
#1 Belvedere friend
bon mot bon vivant 🤺

discord and portfolio: dillo.media
Discontinued Foods!
Discontinued Foods!
@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...You may know me from Twitter, trying things out here now, too!
unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador
unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador
@sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com
party game designer/shitpost historian/writer/gaming himbo/MBMBaM heely guy/your maybe future 78th favorite pro wrestler. He/Him [email protected] @samgreszes on hive and twitter
discord: robotsfightingdinosaurs
Random Restaurant Bot
Random Restaurant Bot
@restaurant-bot.bsky.social
Random Restaurant bot on Bluesky using code created by @friendo.bsky.social, bot engineered by Turbo Dong 420
Joe Katz
Joe Katz
@joekatz45.bsky.social
Democracy is like exercise. You can't do it once every four years and complain when you don't see results.

Activist. Comms. Unhappy warrior. "Soros-backed." He/him.

Linktree.com/joekatz45.
Monkey Minion @ SDCC Booth 2007
Monkey Minion @ SDCC Booth 2007
@monkeyminion.bsky.social
Space/Science/Pop Culture Artist. Pro Con Artist. Creator: BORBS & more. He/him. Clients: Netflix/Disney/AppleTV. https://wlo.link/@monkeyminion

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ryqvmdmej4liucwzcqw7jehv/feed/aaacjbf2ueq4m
🚫AI “art”
Caræsten 🇵🇸
Caræsten 🇵🇸
@cara.city
I spend a lot of time thinking about all the ghosts that live in old electronics.

Preservation, erotic art, old tech.

18+ only

(she / they)
Writing: antientro.pics
Patreon: www.patreon.com/caraesten
nora 🥥🌴
nora 🥥🌴
@nora.gay
discord: tranopticon
Lukasz Kowalczuk
Lukasz Kowalczuk
@elkowalczuk.bsky.social
Promising middle age comics creator and illustrator from Poland. To Hell and Galgenbeck, Kosmosaurs, Vreckless Vrestlers and lot more. Commissions usually open.
https://ko-fi.com/elkowalczuk
Coach Finstock
Coach Finstock
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
Football. Basketball. Democracy. Cream cheese.

Editor: Eater, The Feast (RIP), Citypaper (RIP) Writer: LA Weekly, Inky, Ranker, Zagat
Katie Mack
Katie Mack
@astrokatie.com
Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. @TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. She/her. Dr.
🔻Bill Kezos🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻
🔻Bill Kezos🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻
@billkezos.bsky.social
a charming and handsome lad

billkezos on discord
Lydia Polgreen
Lydia Polgreen
@polgreen.bsky.social
New York Times Opinion Columnist
Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast)
Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast)
@brainnotonyet.bsky.social
Freelance Writer, Academic, anti fascism, authoritarianism,modern propaganda, weaponized unreality whisperer on the dystopia beat. iwwfju member
Www.instituteofunreality.com
Unreality.institute
Josh Gondelman
Josh Gondelman
@joshgondelman.bsky.social
Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.
Blue Heron Farm
Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
Antifa goat dairy and beer garden in Field Store (Houston) Texas. We make cheese and trouble.

Buy stuff: https://blueheronfarmcajeta.com/
Sarah E. Bond
Sarah E. Bond
@sarahebond.bsky.social
Enjoyer of reality tv, mayo, Rome

Assoc. Prof. of History at Iowa & contributor at Hyperallergic. Next Book: Strike: Labor, Unions & Resistance in the Roman Empire (YUP 2025)

Our newsletter, Pasts Imperfect, is here: https://pastsimperfect.substack.com
Wobbologist (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️
Wobbologist (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️
@wobbologist.bsky.social
Trans, agender, queer, HoH, Phd candidate, scicomm

studying the neuro, biomechanics, anatomy, & behaviour of chondrichthyans 🦈

they/them or any non-gendered pronouns

contact: wobbologist at gmail
Endless Screaming
Endless Screaming
@infinitescream.bsky.social
by @nora.zone, huge thanks to @jewel.andraia.xyz. it/its
The Onion
The Onion
@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source
AthleisureCowboy
AthleisureCowboy
@joedotbiz.bsky.social
Kentucky, 🐷🐎🐾🐓🐈,♌️ Astrotheurgy enthusiast
Molly Knight
Molly Knight
@mollyknight.bsky.social
My newsletter, the Long Game, is about baseball, creativity, and mental health. You can find it here: https://mollyknight.substack.com she/her
Rural Indexing Project
Rural Indexing Project
@ruralindexing.bsky.social
Buildings, signs, and symbols indexed by keyword. Original photographic documentation since 2010.
Chicago, IL — www.ruralindexingproject.com
✨trash✨
✨trash✨
@dollarpbr.gay
stopped using my face as my pfp, you’re just gonna have to trust i’m cute

if found return to @gaymondo.bsky.social

kindly relay any issues to our convenient web-form @ www.dollarpbr.gay

they/he
turn the page
turn the page
@braceletwitch.bsky.social
bracelet maker, sports nerd (Padres, Sky, Astros), adoptee, archery enthusiast. i’m trying my best. she/her 🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈✡️
John Fleck
John Fleck
@jfleck.bsky.social
Writer in Residence, Utton Center, University of New Mexico School of Law.

Writing a book about the Rio Grande and the making of Albuquerque.

People pay me for sentences - "a curious guy with good typing skills".
Sweetie π
Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
six feet of radioactive decay and candy

sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
Tom Gauld
Tom Gauld
@tomgauld.bsky.social
Cartoonist and Illustrator. My latest book of cartoons, REVENGE OF THE LIBRARIANS, is out now! www.tomgauld.com
cigarette subaru lesbian (they/them)
cigarette subaru lesbian (they/them)
@bunnymommy.bsky.social
26. attention addict. employed. they/them. bunny mom. sometimes ASMR. in a parasocial relationship with the marlboro man. i post a lot.
False Knees
False Knees
@falseknees.bsky.social
Prints available here: https://store.falseknees.com/
doomsmoker (just memes)
doomsmoker (just memes)
@doomsmoker.bsky.social
loaded forever.
righteously stoned.
mayonnaise boy
mayonnaise boy
@paintedsky.ca
He/him (cis) 👾 Indie Gamedev 🧑‍💻 Graphic & Web Design 🇨🇦 Sorry 🧠 ADHD 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl

Cover: my edit, but *heavily* based on art by @cityscumtattoo (Instagram)
childless gambino
childless gambino
@childlessgambino.bsky.social
I hate your friends and they hate me too✨

You know what this room really needs? A black hole.

https://linktr.ee/nansome
Glaze and Nightshade
Glaze and Nightshade
@theglazeproject.bsky.social
Official Glaze project Bsky account.
Glaze @ University of Chicago
https://glaze.cs.uchicago.edu
https://webglaze.cs.uchicago.edu
https://nightshade.cs.uchicago.edu
zheanna is kinda hot
zheanna is kinda hot
@zheanna.lol
human, after all
28. she/her. sometimes nsfw. 🏳️‍⚧️
Jason Bittel
Jason Bittel
@bittelmethis.bsky.social
Wild animal & author of SORT OF FUNNY FIELD GUIDES (Nat Geo Books 2025). Words @NatGeo, @WashingtonPost, @NYTScience. Prev: @KSJatMIT, @NatGeoExplorers. He/him.
Dr. Mx. They/ThEmpress (aka Errata)
Dr. Mx. They/ThEmpress (aka Errata)
@theythem.press
She/her (If you’re queer, you can use they/them) | Unprofessional account.

ⓘ This user is not a teeming mass of shadowfauna

Top 1% Slay the Spire Player
Rising Balatro player
📍Detroit area (vaguely)
Discord for DMs: they_thempress
Tim Onion
Tim Onion
@bencollins.bsky.social
American businessman.
River Side Casino
River Side Casino
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
The Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River

Slots, table games, championship golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Possibly haunted.
Karl Bode
Karl Bode
@karlbode.bsky.social
💻I write about tech, telecom, media, politics, and consumer rights.🕺🙄🤦‍♂️
Jessica Kant
Jessica Kant
@jessdkant.bsky.social
Researcher, therapist, heavily caffeinated. Frequently described as a bit of a handful. 🖤 (She/her) 🏳️‍⚧️ jessk.org/blog
dan mentos
dan mentos
@danmentos.com
it’s too late I’ve ruined it
Disrespecful Lawyer, da king of kings
Disrespecful Lawyer, da king of kings
@respectfullawyer.bsky.social
disrespectful barrister, king of kings