AthleisureCowboy

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Kentucky, 🐷🐎🐾🐓🐈,♌️ Astrotheurgy enthusiast

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If they don’t swap out Biden then the next best option is he dies in the 1st week of Oct. They can do a Halloween themed vote for a corpse president thing. Bonus is you can vote for Biden guilt free cus he’ll already be in hell

FWIW there ain’t no fucking way the SC rules like this with Sanders as president

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Thinking about all the libs who lectured antifa for years.

Trump losing to Biden’s dead body would do massive psychic damage to him, therefore it is my preferred outcome in Nov.

I post hog on the reg

I always said that at 15.9k I'd post hog. I guess it's time.

Insurance fraud shouldn’t be a crime

If you see these 2 in your landscaping it’s about to get fucked up

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It cannot be stated enough how damaging it is for liberals to explain and condescend to young leftists watching their planet burn how they are wrong.

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we need a slur for people who are cunts

Hottest flock on the block 🪿

Every politicians #1 goal is getting to hang out with someone who got famous for having talent

Night horse

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Some of the facts pertain to Trump’s sexual proclivities and related confessions. Do they add up to proof that Trump was an Epstein client or co-conspirator? No, but we’re not exactly in “always the people you least suspect” territory here. www.offmessage.net/p/call-maga-...

📢📢📢 Shout it from the rooftops

acolyte e3 opens with a big ol flashback. YOU NEED TO LEARN TO TELL YOUR STORIES IN ORDER. REJECT THE ROTTEN LEGACY OF LOST

A bunch of people trying to dunk me that can’t touch the net

FYI this guy seems to be on the precipice of a Main Character arc meltdown if that interests anyone

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FYI this guy seems to be on the precipice of a Main Character arc meltdown if that interests anyone

I don’t need any tools to see you are of sub-porcine intellect

Getting my calipers out to see if I can kill this animal or not

Awww damn the same people that operate industrial torture facilities for the fourth most intelligent animal on the planet have bad politics. I’m shocked

the real problem with america is that all the best bbq comes from states that want to kill me

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The lesson is, if you are a sexual predator, become a cop www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

Abused by the badgewww.washingtonpost.com Hundreds of police officers in the United States have sexually abused children, a Post investigation found. In many cases, the officers have avoided prison time.

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if you were a sexual predator why WOULDN'T you try to join the organization that gets to wield violent authority without accountability and featuers a mafia-like code of silence protecting officers accused of wrongdoing?

Exclusive: A Post investigation has found that over the past two decades, hundreds of law enforcement officers have sexually abused children while officials at every level of the criminal justice system have failed to protect kids, punish abusers and prevent additional crimes. wapo.st/3VEtNBo

Abused by the badgewapo.st Hundreds of police officers in the United States have sexually abused children, a Post investigation found. In many cases, the officers have avoided prison time.

Its crazy to me to try pulling shit like this in 2024 America, eventually someone will blast a hole in you

Waiting for coffee this morning, lady in a pastel Jeep with Jesus freak decals hopped the curb to cut the drive-thru line. The woman she cut WAS NOT having it. Jumped out of her car, stood in front of the menu & microphone & yelled “you’re a fake Christian cockgoblin” until the Jeep drove away.

5. The river of slime from Ghostbusters 2 is real and is flowing under the entire country

Here are what I consider the key points about negative views on the economy. 1. People are down on the economy 2. They’re fairly positive about their own finances 3. They’re relatively positive about their local/state economy 4. Views on the economy are extremely partisan 1/

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An email from a reader helped a team of ProPublica reporters uncover secret tuition payments Harlan Crow made for a family member of Clarence Thomas. Now we’re looking for tips on the election, and you can help. www.propublica.org/article/read...

Reader Tips Propelled Our Supreme Court Reporting. Now Your Info Could Power Our 2024 Election Coverage.www.propublica.org An email from a reader helped a team of ProPublica reporters uncover secret tuition payments Harlan Crow made for a family member of Clarence Thomas. Now we’re looking for tips on the election, and yo...

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Judge Glanville issues an order to show cause to *every person* who attended the ex parte meeting in the Young Thug case, asking them why he shouldn't find them all in contempt for snitching

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NEW: After Netanyahu's government was caught ordering a malign influence operation against US voters last week, WIRED began questioning US lawmakers about it. We've been stonewalled at every turn. The White House even denied having heard of it.

US Leaders Dodge Questions About Israel’s Influence Campaignwww.wired.com Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries has joined US intelligence officials in ignoring repeated inquiries about Israel’s “malign” efforts to covertly influence US voters.

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In the socialist utopia after the revolution my job will be trimming the manes of all the tiny horses

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The word *Speed* in Norwegian is fart, leading to exactly what you imagine happened in 1994.

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wonder if he ever saw this

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“Bre-Brendan. Listen, Brendan. Brendan. You’ve crossed the rubicon, okay? The rubicon. You’ve crossed it. The mask, it’s off. You’re mask is off Brendan. Maskless. I see your face.” “Coach, heheh, I think you’re mixing your metapho-“ “Welcome to the Hobbesian jungle, Brendan.”