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This summer I will be supporting the Mongolian Olympic team because this is their uniform and it is a thousand times better than anything Nike has ever made.

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I don’t know whether this will be another 9/11 or another covfefe. A point in favor of the latter is that there are a bunch of shootings on a regular basis and Saturday’s was just one of them

The West Wing fucked up the brains of a bunch of Americans and it pains me to say it wasn't the liberals.

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The Great Khan Pritzker acknowledges that it is taboo to shed the blood of a politician, thus he shall have Trump rolled up in a carpet and trampled to death by the revelers at his inauguration

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Just a reminder: it’s good to oppose assassinations. But you are under absolutely no obligation to treat Trumpists and Trump-apologists as people who are honest, or acting in good faith, when they purport to condemn political violence or violent rhetoric. They’re not sincere.

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Also, bluntly, these people do not have the right to choose this fate for the rest of us, who want to live, be happy, and prosper.

I know we’re all hurting, but if you’re thinking of posting something like this, please log off and call a non-online loved one

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at the end of twitter, will stancil will be bellowing "more weight!" giles corey-style as he is crushed under hundreds of bluecheck phenologists

Checked out Twitter and Will Stancil seems to have picked a fight with some of the most simultaneously pathetic and menacing people on the entire internet

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I think an underrated factor here is just that some people here on Bluesky are awful human beings. Talking outta both sides of their mouth, eagerly laughing up their sleeve over the pettiest shit imaginable...

Casey Tiny Little Precious Baby Duckling FC

Democracy isn't a die, it's a sledgehammer you dumbfucks!

You know who's loving the 'Biden Too Old' angle in Australia now? The Murdoch press and every billionaire-owned tv station. This is the most craven spectacle of cynical media collusion I've seen since the Iraq War. The Kremlin *wishes* it had this kind of malign influence.

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NATO is very much an area where I am happy we live in a republic and hired some dude to make fine-grained decisions because I do not have fine-grained opinions, but it is jokerfying to see how little discussion of NATO there is going on after last night

Franz Kafka would have loved mukbang.

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Biden accidentally called Zelensky Putin. Donald Trump met with Viktor Orban to bring him a message FROM Putin. Which is worse?

Breaking News: Donald Trump is expected to meet with Hungary’s right-wing leader, Viktor Orban, in Florida on Thursday, days after Orban met Vladimir Putin in Russia.

Trump Is Expected to Meet With Orban, Hungary’s Prime Minister, in Floridawww.nytimes.com The meeting would come after Prime Minister Viktor Orban, who has long been aligned with the former president, made unexpected trips to China, Russia and Ukraine.

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Interesting how all these folks who vocally oppose allowing the Palestinian territories to become an independent sovereign state also insist that Palestinian armed actors must be compared to independent sovereign states in their analogies.

mhm, unthinkable!

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most successful progressive president of my lifetime being eaten alive by terrified centrist lemmings in the party because he dared defy the New York Times will be something I will never forgive or forget tbh

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Reps. Ilhan Omar, Cori Bush and AOC have all put out "Biden is the nominee, support him" statements. The left-most part of the Democratic Party fighting to keep him while the right-most part—centrists, swing district Reps, NeverTrumpers, etc.—push for him to drop out was not on many Bingo cards.

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What a twist of fortunes that Bernie gives one of the strongest affirmative defenses of Biden while the centrists try to shiv him

If you're the kind of comrade to spook at the first sight of a mounted cop, respectfully, you should not be on the barricades.

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“Would Russia really deliberately attack civilian objects in Ukraine?”

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Over at Xitter, Musk is blocking reports confirming that it was a Russian missile that was launched at and hit the large children's hospital in Kyiv.

Tried to make a throneroom on minecraft with a cut log floor and the result just makes me want icecream.

'BlueMAGA' and 'blueanon' right there on the floor with 'Drumpf'.

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Banner month for the Economist.

It held

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.