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from the man who used “fuck your feelings” as a campaign slogan before
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Hi, Miles! Thanks so much for crediting me in your piece, but I was very much a guy reading Twitter today. I did my best to cite the journos doing the actual reporting often in my thread. I'd be more than happy to show you the tweets with the original info so you can cite those reporters!
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oh! i had seen your posts about reactions in press overflow room and thought you were there
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If only! I did my best to attribute, but sometimes I skipped a post or two, since I figured it was a thread and most people would read the posts before and after. Let me know if it would be helpful for me to dig up the original posts I got the info from. I largely relied on Tyler McBrien of Lawfare.
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appreciate you reaching out, I was working fast and must have missed those. I’ve updated with links to reporters who were on hand (and look forward to crediting you directly in the future!)
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Appreciate it, and yes, looking forward to it!
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This is an incredibly wholesome conversation, and I love it.
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The fun thing about Trump is that he's such a thin-skinned loser that I figure he'd get offended by the lowest effort memes. If he saw a hack meme of his face that just had "TRUMP HAZ SMALL PEPE" as a caption he'd have to rail a few extra addies to keep his shit together
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He actually ripped out a picture of himself, circled his hands, wrote “not so short!” and sent it to Graydon Carter *multiple times* after he called him a “short-fingered vulgarian”. Trump doesn’t take things well. Carter receives them occasionally even 25+ years later.
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Damn, I miss Spy Magazine
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I loved Spy. I don’t feel like we have an equivalent to it now
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We don't. The Onion comes close but enough to fill the National Lampoon/Spy void.
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It is imperative we see all the memes he saw
Or at least, reaction pictures so we can see him wincing for hours on end.
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I think that a collection of images of each meme paired with a screenshot of his face when it was revealed in court would be an important document to preserve in the Library of Congress for historical purposes.
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Now it makes sense why he hired that woman to pass him happy notes during proceedings
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Can you imagine his lawyers' agony? Trying to pick ones that will get the potential juror kicked, knowing that at any minute the old guy could stroke out.
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Eh, if I were in their wingtips I would demand cash up front every morning. Guy's not good about paying his bills.
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From your lips to god’s ears
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Guess we’ll just need to have more prospective jurors so we can see their memes
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Is it too late to move to NY to be selected? Asking for a friend...
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Shit I be off the jury in a NY sec but it would be fun
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"Yes, your honor, I have referred to the defendant as 'that orange shitgibbon' on multiple occasions. I have a list of other derogatory names I've used for him if you'd care to read them into the record."
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Dam I could not say it with a straight face
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Me: “oh no, your honor, Cheeto Voldemort is someone different.”
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That being said, this can only be taken as evidence that I draw sound conclusions from the evidence before me
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Same! Homeland security might get involved too
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They only get so many vetoes, right? You can’t reject the entire pool.
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you get a set number of challenges that don’t require a reason for dismissal. beyond that you have to argue cause
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You have 10 "peremptory" vetoes, for which you don't have to give a reason. You could technically veto every juror, but after 10 it has to be for one of a statutorily limited number of reasons.
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I need a cigarette, and I don't even smoke
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So goddamn funny honestly. Who knew you could get a criminal trial AND a free roast
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Honestly, I feel like this is a fate worse than jail for him
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Deal, he goes to jail and never has to see mean tweets again.
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But having to see the mean tweets is the funniest part. Read them to him in jail I don't care, it makes him miserable
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Install an OLED screen on his wall and wake him up each morning with the mean tweets
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Wait, are they hoping to find jurors who feel *neutrally* about him? I'm amazed they found 7. Surely they just found jurors who don't post politically on socials.
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it’s looking like people with no social media who follow the news from mainstream outlets