Minilla Jovovich

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Kaiju Konnassoor, co-host of Defend Your Trash Movie @ https://anchor.fm/trashmoviepod

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Nathalie Emmanuel finally stepping out of the "girlfriend" role and getting to play a goddamn assassin in a John Woo movie (opposite Omar Sy!!) is something I would workshop if the topic was "shit that panders to Luana"

The Killer | Official Trailer | Peacock Originalwww.youtube.com The Killer is streaming August 23 on Peacock: https://pck.tv/45hBP6qSynopsis: From the Oscar® winning producer of Oppenheimer, the kinetic action thriller st...

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I think the phenomenon I've really seen is how many regular people had the reaction of wishing a former president had had his brains blown out on live TV. Not freaks or radicals, someone's mom.

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This is the best book review ever written and it took 15 seconds to do.

100000% It actually kinda astounds me how little the people around me use the block function

“Blocked for mild criticism” I have blocked people for a sentence. I have blocked people for single words, and they weren’t even attacks. I have blocked people for their aesthetics. I can and will block you for my peace and you can do the same to me. That’s what we owe each other; nothing more.

Hey, I do a podcast w my boy Travis! The highest compliment I've gotten was someone telling me that we actually seem to enjoy each other's company and, combined with our respect for the movie (usually), they said it's was a very gentle and pleasant listen. Give it a go if you'd like!

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957) by Defend Your Trash Moviepodcasters.spotify.com "You see? You see? Your stupid minds! STUPID! STUPID!" It's said that Ed Wood's most infamous film is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out! twitter.com/trashmoviepod t...

"surely there must be *one* major democracy which doesn't have 33-49% of the electorate prepared to go full Nazi the second their sensibilities aren't being pandered to at all times" -- discord pal

It's actually so wild that there is an Earthsea movie by Studio Ghibli and it's not good

My interest in Twisters is wholly dependent on how much Katy O'Brian is in it (not enough)

Merge two films: Crash

Merge two films: Grosse Pointe Break

Austin Powers got unfrozen in 1997 after 30 years in cryo - if you unfroze a superspy equivalent now you'd get uhhhh Harry Tasker I don't think there'd be much of a culture shock! (Maybe some pronoun jokes or whatever but he'd roll with it I am certain)

fokkin gangsta

Chappie Roan

Gladiator is like a Simpsons gag about lunkheaded Hollywood movies but damn if everyone involved isn't operating at the absolute top of their game to bring you this WWE storyline dressed up as Respectable History Think I low key have to admit it's become one of my favorite movies

If you ever feel lacking in confidence, please consider the many hundreds of thousands of people who would willingly vote for a far right party. You are smarter than and morally superior to them! Someone who would support fascism is either a villain or a fool. You? Well, you are neither!

My grandma would tell the story of how a German commander would roll through her little town's streets looking for houses to commandeer as HQ. Her mom told her that when the staff car rolled by she should pee on the steps to make the house appear unattractive. Grandma dropped a fuckin' deuce.

My favorite tried-and-true resistance tactic: Being Extremely Fucking Annoying.

This was so fucking insane, you could tell this shit was written by ancient fucking Americans, Gabriel and Camille would have been so fucking down from minute 1

This is why Charlie had no patience with Emily in Paris because French people would just enter a throuple instead of a being up in a love triangle

The Dutch word for "boring" is "saai" so if anyone ever says "Con Air is saai" I will fling a match at them (they are doused in kerosene) and go "...onara."

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I am on record saying if you paid the Undertaker a billion dollars to run against Trump and Trump saw him in a debate he’d immediately drop out. This isn’t a joke I really believe that.

Replace Biden with John Cena.

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its happening dot gif

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

I am terrified of the Blade Runner 2099 miniseries coming to Prime starring Hunter Schafer in the lead I need it to be good and a hit so bad

That's plural, so he's not even seen as a unique adversary! (I don't think there's any more robots than him in the movie even??)

MechaGodzilla really got stiffed in the name department in Italy.

Not that Rhaenyra ever has bad looks but for some reason dressing her up as a septa really pushed my buttons god fucking damn

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Must be nice to have choices

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Sorry to all my lawyer friends who spent a bunch of time learning how law works in the US. I had friends who were Flash developers and things turned out alright for them after they pivoted to C# or whatever. Hopefully there's an equivalent for our national legal system

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Today @merrittk.com brings you Baby Follies, the French children's cartoon about hard-drinkin', hard-crimin', sexy babies. We've made this article FREE because we want Merritt to be placed under arrest.

Upsetting Day: Baby Follies 🌭 - 1900HOTDOG1900hotdog.com Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

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old wizard: …that is what the prophecy hath foretold tech ceo who got sucked into a fantasy world through a magic portal: uh huh, uh huh, okay but what if we went FIVEtold, and then what’s stopping us from TENtold

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When your buddy has a gross bike.

It’s such a drag getting into arguments about a friend’s ugly bicycle and I’m sad to discover it happens all over the world

Love Lies Bleeding :: Godzilla Minus One Drive Away Dolls :: Godzilla x Kong

Katy O'Brian? She got the juice and the sauce For every action movie I see made after 2024 where she's not the lead? I will destroy one major landmark

Just came outta Love Lies Bleeding and I feel like merely stating "Rose Glass is two for two" doesn't quite cover it