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Jacob Crouch

@misteryacob.bsky.social

Dad, hubby, teacher, reader, Seattle sports fan. Social media lurker.
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PubliCola incurred significant legal bills fighting a lawsuit threat by Seattle's former police chief, and we'd really appreciate your help repairing this hit to our small budget. Whether you can contribute financially or not, please share this post—it makes a huge difference.
Former Police Chief Adrian Diaz Threatened PubliCola With Lawsuit Over Post Describing His Coming-Out Interview Please help us offset the major legal costs we incurred defending ourselves against the former chief. Read more and find out how to help: publicola.com/2024/07/15/f...
Former Police Chief Adrian Diaz Threatened PubliCola Over Post Describing His Coming-Out Interview - PubliColapublicola.com We need your help offsetting the cost of defending ourselves against the former police chief’s lawsuit threat. By Erica C.…
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Seriously, this /needs/ to be The Message. "A Republican voter did the violence the GOP has been stirring up with their messaging and rhetoric and laws; they're getting more extreme and this is what we can expect with future GOP leadership."
If Democrats don't jump all over "the shooter was a registered Republican; this kind of violence is what the GOP creates with their rhetoric and what they want more of" I will scream. TBH already planning a drive to the middle of nowhere for that scream because we all know the Dems.
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IT’S COMIN’ ‘OME, IT IS!!!🇬🇧⚽️🦁🦁🦁
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Folks, I may have a PhD in history-including US politics history-but the last several years I’ve been working in public health as a science writer. One of my areas of focus is Aging, including Alzheimer’s and related dementias (AD/RD). I find the discourse around Biden really troubling.
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Inside Out 2 might be the best film about mental health that I’ve seen- certainly top 3. Highly, highly recommended.
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My response when anyone asks me if I've seen the latest news:
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Julioooooooooooooo!!! Scoring from first- that’s my beautiful Dominican son!! 🇩🇴⚾️ Also- Luuuuke! (Vader voice) I am your father.
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TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest
what are we doing here? he accidentally said million instead of billion and then immediately knew it and corrected himself. he didn’t “flub a line” and then “make an effort to correct himself,” he did the speaking equivalent of a typo that you know you’ve made and instantly correct
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This man is making his evil intentions as crystal-clear as they possibly could be, and everyone who cares about humanity should be blasting that message out in every possible venue.
Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...
Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org
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❌: A few miles south of Soledad, the Salinas River drops in close to the hillside bank and runs deep and green. The water is warm too, for it has slipped twinkling over the yellow sands in the sunlight before reaching the narrow pool. ✅: The Salinas River is south of Soledad. The sun makes it warm.
I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.
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For my fellow long suffering M’s fans- this sadly encapsulates the experience very well.
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This is exactly right. They perceive their own (and their benefactors’) immense power and privilege as entirely earned, and others’ misfortune must be a result of some essential character deficiency, rather than circumstance.
The right wing majority on scotus legalizes bribery and criminalizes homelessness because to them, rich people deserve rights and poor people deserve nothing. If they were deserving they’d be rich.
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Exactly this.
LLMs are useless for lawyering and other tasks involving actual analysis and understanding not because the technology hasn't gotten there yet, but because that's fundamentally not what statistical word association is capable of doing. Not only can't it understand, it's not even trying to understand.
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Not all heroes wear capes.
Someone spray painted “Fuck Elon” on like 40 Cybertrucks in a Tesla parking lot. Blessed.
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Mariners fans are UNDEFEATED.
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Norm Chomsky u are one my favorite Seattle Mariners pitcher I had no idea u invented communism
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*Kylo Ren voice* More! MORE!!!
Seriously, the Cybertruck owners absolutely are noticing that we’re all making fun of them, it’s making them feel bad, and we 110% need to keep it up
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🎶‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land, God bless the USA 🎶 *wipes away single tear*
Another moment in the grocery store when I’m not sure whether to be deeply ashamed or incredibly proud to be an American. Just look at that innovation.
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Now we need a photo of Sadaharu Oh holding an autographed copy of Paul’s Boutique.
This makes me smile.
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🎶That’s great It starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes and aero planes Lenny Bruce is not afraid 🎶
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what would your most nerdy knuckle tats say? Mine is SO IT GOES (If it wasn’t already on my right forearm)
what would your most nerdy knuckle tats say? mine are REAL NEWS
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Seattle is only “affordable” for those folks pulling down seven figures per year. I’d say “do better, NYT” but sadly this is pretty on brand for them right now.
Raising children in the best possible environment is a solid reason to relocate. Parents carefully consider local resources, support systems, living costs and other attributes when researching a new city for their families. These are the top places. nyti.ms/3xa2ndb
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Wishing a happy Pride month to all in the LGBTQW+ community.