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lets be honest, the toughest SOB holding a US passport is Jimmy Carter and it isn't close to close, one of the few people in history who went into a nuclear reactor came back out and nothing at all happened and now dude has lasted over a year in hospice, literal brain cancer cannot beat this guy
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If you told me tomorrow that the polio vaccine is just Jimmy Carter's blood I would believe you
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They told Jimmy Carter that by going into that reactor his reproductive system would be affected and he would never have kids. He has 4
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Rodan, Mothra, Ghiodorah, Godzilla. Birth was rough on Rosalyn
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what if they'd voted for Actual Captain America in 1980
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Be funny if someone figured out the most recent common ancestor for Carter and Keith Richards.
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Keith Richards secret is well known- he once touched Jimmy Carter
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Man if he manages to make it a century it will be absolutely lit.
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Only if Biden wins. I don't want Jimmy Carter to die knowing theocratic fascists succeeded in overthrowing American democracy.
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Time limited exposure to radiation is one of those weird things where you kind of have to trust the math on it, even though it fights intuition. From looking at it just there, he spent 90 seconds in there and was tasked with turning a screw. Surprised I hadn't heard this about him before.
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radiation is fucking bizarre, I have spent way way way too many hours of my life studying poisoning cases and the only thing I am sure of there are doses at which you are super screwed and below that all bets are off. Theres a guy who put his hand in an accelerator and lived to tell the tale
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A guy who put his head in the beam finished his PhD after!
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That was at Chalk River, wasn't it?
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 My mom was a polio pioneer… arrived in NJ from overseas in 1952… 😳
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classic vampire trick, this one
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In addition to this, I always remember Jon Stewart interviewing Jimmy and Rosalind, and trying so hard to be cynical, and they were so genuine that midway through Stewart broke down and sheepishly said, "You guys are so full of goodness."
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In our obsession with super heroes, its strange Jimmy Carter's longevity isn't being studied precisely for his dip in the reactor.
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Non-zero chance he gained the superpower of immortality from that radiation leak.
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Legit possiblity. Not all mutations are harmful.
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The magic of peanuts
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LOL…going to make some toast with peanut butter now. Just in case….
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Elected president when I was 4, I am rising 52 and he is STILL KICKING. A legend.
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I'm wondering if the Death that's assigned to Jimmy is taking his time, because the moment he does, the others are going to make him guilty for taking the little old peanut farmer and habit for humanity guy
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SOMETIMES IT’S BETTER TO TAKE YOUR TIME ON A JOB, GO THE SCENIC ROUTE, AVOID TOLLS, THAT SORT OF THING. *SQUEAK* YES, I’M SURE HE WILL LET YOU HAVE SOME PEANUTS
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He used his clout to help the INSANELY SUCCESSFUL effort to eradicate the Guinea worm, a painful parasite that has haunted humankind since the dawn of humanity. In his lifetime infections went from the millions to *14 people total* last year.
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Still eligible for a second term! At the national convention, Democrats have an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever...
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I think he’s waiting to see the last Guinea worm wiped out, then he can rest
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boi was a us president and then atoned for it by building houses for the poor with his bare hands for the rest of his life
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Cancer is going to die of Jimmy Carter
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Maybe we need more radioactive presidents
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Marvel Studios are at a loose end 🤔
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And he’s a good person. Maybe that was the secret.
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naturally he was defeated by a silicone proto fascist with twinkly grandpa vibes and a shitload of Machiavellianism behind him.
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Out of the living ex-presidents, he is the most decent. Quite intelligent, an excellent diplomat, most charitable and surprisingly humble in himself and all he has done in the world. Maybe not the president, but a true role model. I'll miss him when he passes.
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I will say what Einstein erroneously said about Gandhi, that future generations will not believe that such a person once walked the earth in flesh and blood
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I have a soft spot for Carter as did a terrible "prove you deserve the help" interview to get a grant for going to college, & was asked "name a presidential hero" (bleurgh). And I had a vague knowledge that he did cool stuff, &I said him because of what he did AFTER. Surprised them. &got the cash.
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to be fair to this group, they ended up sending me a grant each year I was at university, which covered my books (huge help), and seemed genuinely thrilled someone hadn't said "Jefferson" or something. They even invited me to a fancy lunch each summer to "let them know how it was going".
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That’s a great answer, I would have given you All The Money.
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Not only was he right about everything, he's been putting his money where his mouth is for over 80 years as near as I can tell.