PaperbackLizard

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Anyway the whole thing of “I’m not scared of spices, I’m Greek/Italian/Portuguese/Cajun/whatever” yes, that is what people were talking about when they said whiteness is made up but you called that CRT and made it illegal

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Jordan Chiles has finally broken her silence about having her medal unfairly stripped AND the onslaught of racism she has had to endure in the wake of the controversy (none of which is her fault). Alt text note: pics are identical—the second pic is a continued alt text of the first.

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When you hit 88 mph in a Cybertruck, you travel back in time to before your divorce.

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the reviews are in sir no one has ever put so many marbles in their mouth at once on an apartheid princeling’s podcast sir

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I hate living in an era when this is a completely plausible question fairly raised by actual circumstances and not a lunatic made-up scenario.

@kenwhite.bsky.social If a person sues the DOJ for monetary damages, and then becomes the President, can they order the DOJ to pay to settle the suit? What limits are there on the size of a settlement before the DOJ would need to get Congressional approval?

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TO THE WIINDOOWW, TO THE WALZ TIL THE TRUMP-VANCE MARGINS FALL ALLLL THEM VOTERS CALLED NOT GOIN BACK MOTHAFUCKAS, NOT GOIN BACK GATDAMN

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First ticket in history where both candidates had subscriptions to CMJ New Music Monthly during a stretch of the 1980s

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Have I missed the analysis around Trump sending his younger, but historically unpopular ticket mate to run around campaigning behind Harris/Walz, because Trump is too wore down and tore up to do it himself?

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sometimes forced-birth freaks go fully mask off and make clear that they care about having more humans to buy things (from Alliance Defending Freedom letter campaign urging Costco, Walmart, Kroger, Albertsons, and McKesson not to dispense the abortion drug mifepristone) adfmedia.org/press-releas...

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i don’t know what to do i’m not used to being pleasantly surprised by the democrats

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Even by the standards of our horrible era this is an incredible campaign of nonsensical bigotry and objective falsehoods.

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I want to believe

If you’re going to be very divorced, be constructive about it

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J.D. Vance's mixed race kids are watching their dad go on television and pretend that he doesn't understand how it's possible for someone to be two races at once. In addition to being a weird couch-fucker, he’s a really shitty dad.

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For everyone doing comparative headline analysis, another entry

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Time for a new round of weird euphemisms. Racially lightly scented. Racially infused. Racially marinated. Music from and inspired by the film racial.

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This ad for the Democrats highlighting creepy flop-sweat genital-inspector MAGA men is just superb. What a delightful, FAST change in approach.

These Guys Are Just Weirdyoutu.be Inspired by Project 2025 and the bizarre beliefs of JD Vance, the weirdos are organizing. They’re voting. Are you?

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thinking about how far off the deep end the NFT thing was. every A-list celebrity at least said they were going to do one. and it was nothing. literally nothing. at least with tulip fever there were tulips

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An empanada is when you can imagine yourself in someone else's shredded meat pastry. Sympanada is when you have experienced that type of pastry firsthand.

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Hey smartass, get this through your fucking head: I am not “weird,” I simply believe the devil is a real guy and he planned the Olympics

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Oh wow the New York Times crossword from Aug. 26, 2018 was hiding a secret message! It was hiding in plain sight!

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normally saying this about your wife on tv would get you sleeping on the couch but

what the fuck

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Historians (esp medieval historians) this is a heads up 🧵 for work that’s going to be released in the next few weeks—my late mother-in-law, Treasa McKernan’s magnum opus, ‘From Out of Her Bounds’ a study of medieval women’s lives thru an unusual lens (keep reading)—buckle up this is a long story. 1/

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I’d like 300 New York Times articles on this video

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What’s especially interesting is that this happened overnight. Kamala obviously had very different ideas about how to run against the GOP.

Like after 9 years of most people yelling at the folks on top that this is a deeply unserious candidate and he's crazy and weird and stop pretending this guy is normal it feels really validating when they finally come around and stop pretending as well!

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“Every single signatory to this letter treated children in Gaza who suffered violence that must have been deliberately directed at them. Specifically, every one of us on a daily basis treated pre-teen children who were shot in the head.”

US medics who volunteered in Gaza demand arms embargo over ‘unbearable cruelty’ inflicted by Israelwww.theguardian.com Doctors and nurses say death toll is more than 92,000, describe gruesome injuries and a sick and traumatized people

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Jesus can’t you give me a full week with couches before I have to pivot to dolphins, I’m fuckin recuperating here

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wow they must have finally interviewed the couch

Whoa, the AP took down the Vance/couch debunking story?

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Sexism, however, is AOK www.politico.com/news/2024/07...

House GOP leaders urge members: Stop making race comments about Harriswww.politico.com Leadership warned lawmakers during a closed-door meeting to focus on the vice president’s record, not her race.

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This is a really lovely tribute both to Kamala Harris and to blended families generally www.cnn.com/2024/07/24/p...

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goddamn elon abandoned trump even faster than he ditched his kids