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Chris Kluwe
Chris Kluwe
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
Troublemaker extraordinaire
Neil Cicierega
Neil Cicierega
@neilcic.com
post malone ergo propter malone
post malone ergo propter malone
@proptermalone.bsky.social
mostly politics. some Seahawks. emoliberal.

oh and one more thing
you aren’t going to like
what comes after America
DougExeter
DougExeter
@dougexeter.bsky.social
its doug exeter
Taniel
Taniel
@taniel.bsky.social
Daniel Nichanian. Editor in chief of @bolts.bsky.social
AIPAC Tracker
AIPAC Tracker
@trackaipac.bsky.social
Tracking AIPAC, the Israel lobby, and their anti-democratic influence on the United States #RejectAIPAC | TrackPACs Collective
Ted Leo 🍉
Ted Leo 🍉
@tedleo.bsky.social
player of, according to Jersey Gary, “northeast guitar”; he/him/any; any useful promo stuff is @realtedleo on insta*ram, tedleo.bandcamp.com
Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
@ugarles.bsky.social
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
https://linktr.ee/ugarles

i will do your podcast
ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social
City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social
executive editor, barbell quarterly
executive editor, barbell quarterly
@swolecialism.bsky.social
i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
andy™
andy™
@andylevy.net
co-host of the daily beast podcast “the new abnormal.” "one of the former greats" - paul f tompkins he/him https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-new-abnormal/id1508202790
Brooke Pierce
Brooke Pierce
@bpie7.bsky.social
Likes progressive politics, urban flora and fauna. Co-author of spy musical Sympathy Jones, available for licensing through Broadway Licensing Global: https://broadwaylicensing.com/shows/perfect-for-schools/sympathy-jones/
Marisa Kabas
Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas.bsky.social
writer of www.thehandbasket.co (now hosted on beehiiv)

💌: [email protected]
signal: marisakabas.04

buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/marisakabas
Bill Corbett
Bill Corbett
@billcorbett.bsky.social
writer actor dogwalker rifftrax mst3k

instagram @billcorbett
springfieldians
springfieldians
@springfieldians.bsky.social
all the background weirdos, one-offs, and perfectly cromulent townsfolk from america's s̶c̶r̶o̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶s̶k̶e̶t̶ crud bucket. former home of sex cauldron (rip)
jon
jon
@jonhendren.com
tall but otherwise normal
Osita Nwanevu
Osita Nwanevu
@ositanwanevu.bsky.social
Contributing Editor | The New Republic
Columnist | The Guardian
Newsletter | ositanwanevu.com
Gore Vidal Sassoon
Gore Vidal Sassoon
@jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social
Gunman: Nothing to say?
Jeff Costello: Not with a gun on me.
Gunman: Is that a principle?
Jeff Costello: A habit.
man it's a hot zone,
man it's a hot zone,
@mobute.bsky.social
wrote for the guardian, rolling stone, gawker, others. host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark podcast with david roth & "Quaid in Full" with sarah bunting. he/him. tampa

https://linktr.ee/mobute
Coolpinp
Coolpinp
@coolp1np.bsky.social
Lowbie Mode
Screamer Jim
Screamer Jim
@screamerjim.bsky.social
Transportation planning in LA and beyond. Father of 12.

I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah
Dave Infante
Dave Infante
@dinfontay.bsky.social
covering the beer business for VINEPAIR; covering drinking in america for FINGERS. dm for signal | email: [email protected] (good tips only, thank you) | more: linktr.ee/dinfontay
Brendel
Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
Host of all podcasts. Independent Journalist. Top 0.001 Meme Creator and Memeology Influencer. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
bort
bort
@crushbort.bsky.social
i’m in heaven now
Citizen Shane
Citizen Shane
@shanesheehy.bsky.social
It's a long way to Shanerary
Molly White
Molly White
@molly.wiki
crypto researcher & critic, software engineer, wikipedian • creator of @web3isgoinggreat.com • subscribe to my newsletter at http://citationneeded.news/

https://mollywhite.net/linktree
verify: https://mollywhite.net/verify

she/her • 💗💜💙
Jeff Crank
Jeff Crank
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com
Editor-in-Chief, Baseball Prospectus | I make the negativity come alive.
journeyman folklorist
journeyman folklorist
@aniceburrito.bsky.social
🌜🧘‍♂️🌛 🔊🦪
Timothy Burke
Timothy Burke
@bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us
Journalist, consultant.

Neighborhood president, voting rights advocate.

Beagle foster dad, wife guy.

Signal: 352.222.2706

https://timburkelegalfund.org
Brandy Jensen
Brandy Jensen
@brandyjensen.bsky.social
fine
Kat Abu
Kat Abu
@katmabu.bsky.social
I watch Fox News so you don’t have to. | mmfa | 🇵🇸 | personal account
The Onion
The Onion
@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source
merritt k
merritt k
@merrittk.com
No recall or intervention can work in this place / patreon.com/merrittk / represented by Connor Goldsmith ([email protected]) / @insecretplaces.com
The Slides
The Slides
@theslides.bsky.social
Bot posting 4x daily from Sam Biddle's curated collection of US military slides from the Cold War era.

Main site: https://www.sambiddle.com/35mm-scans

Slides courtesy @sambiddle.bsky.social
Bot by @brian.gawalt.com
da share z0ne
da share z0ne
@dasharez0ne.bsky.social
GET MY SHIRTS HOODYS MUGS AT https://dashare.zone -
- GET "DA SHARE Z1NE" MY SECRET ZINE AND STICKERS AT https://patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
Ed Zitron
Ed Zitron
@zitron.bsky.social
British, But In Las Vegas For Some Reason

Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Columnist at Business Insider - https://www.businessinsider.com/author/ed-zitron
CEO at EZPR.com - Award-Winning Tech PR Firm
WORDISBOND
WORDISBOND
@wordisbond.bsky.social
Number one hater in your area miniondeathcult.com
Tom Scocca
Tom Scocca
@tomscocca.bsky.social
Editor of Indignity.net. This Bluesky is about the Machines.
Demi
Demi
@demilardner.bsky.social
I’m rolling down a hill really fast and I can’t stop, my long vagina is wrapping around me in the motion and the end of it is hitting me in the face
james hennessy
james hennessy
@handle.invalid
respected Bluesky poster
Chris Person
Chris Person
@papapishu.bsky.social
Gaming. Blogs at Aftermath. Video at Highlight Reel.
Branson Reese 🇵🇸
Branson Reese 🇵🇸
@bransonreese.bsky.social
"Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined"
Howell Dawdy
Howell Dawdy
@howelldawdy.bsky.social
warning - not responsible for anything I post while hungry

https://linktr.ee/howelldawdy
Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
@pftompkins.bsky.social
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies

paulftompkins.com/live
i am matt brady
i am matt brady
@droetker.bsky.social
hello
illy bocean 🏝️
illy bocean 🏝️
@illybocean.boontavista.com
i’ll make you a nice dinner.
i'm thinking about birds.
(he/him)
podcast here 👉 http://boontavista.com/
june
june
@junlper.bsky.social
i’m silly, reputable journalist, evil transsexual

MY LINKTREE
https://linktr.ee/transgendermarx

streaming games at
https://twitch.tv/transgender_marx

host on western kabuki podcast
www.patreon.com/westernkabuki
Rajat Suresh
Rajat Suresh
@rajatsuresh.bsky.social
name is rajat
mattie lubchansky
mattie lubchansky
@lubchansky.bsky.social
award-winning transsexual comics idiot // boysweekend.biz
Dan O’Sullivan
Dan O’Sullivan
@osullyville.bsky.social
Life is a pretty sweet fruit