red dorakeen

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I am no one of consequence.

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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

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Can't believe Little Bobby Tables is all grown up and has had their first kid, Ignore All Previous Instructions

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THEY GOT THE WRONG FUCKING DONALD.

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I am once again asking you to consider that an entire information ecosystem established as the primary form of communication over a hundred years and allegedly regulated by the federal government was destroyed by scammers virtually overnight and we just don’t, like, ever talk about it

The first rule of avoiding scam calls is to never answer unknown numbers, and even some known ones. Curious? Bored? Worried it’s an emergency? Wait the extra minute it takes for the call to go to voice mail, then decide if it’s legitimate.

Sick of scams? Stop answering your phone.www.washingtonpost.com Phone scams are still hugely popular — and they depend entirely on people curious enough to answer.

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Reminder that you can search "from:me keyword" to search your own posts. Make sure you don't use a space after the colon. If you're searching anyone else, use the whole handle including the @, still no space. (Posting because I just had to look it up again and I forget every time.)

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"average president has been convicted of .75 felonies" factoid actualy just statistical error. average president has been convicted of 0 felonies. Felonies Donald, who lives in Florida & commits 34 felonies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Remember the People's Revolution of the Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May! Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard-Boiled Egg!

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Happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to all who celebrate GNU Terry Pratchett, who definitely knew the correct list of priorities in any revolution

A DISCWORLD PRIMER* *or, why should I read this thing that everyone keeps going on about? Come on in, sit down, pull up a chair. If you have followup questions, feel free to ask me or @ankhmorporkcity.watch, we're always happy to help. (1/a lot, idk, we'll figure this out as we go)

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MICROPLASTICS HAVE BEEN FOUND INSIDE OF EV'RY HUMAN TESTICLE THEY'VE FOUND THEM IN ALL THINGS MINERAL ANIMAL AND VEG'TABLE THE SHIT IT'S DOING TO US IS UNKNOWABLE, UNMENTIONABLE FROM MARATHON TO WATERLOO IT'S TOTALLY UNTENABLE

While this is legitimately awful, I keep seeing this story, and my brain keeps singing "every human testicle" in the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan's major-general's song, and I am not going to suffer alone.

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99 baby sharks swimming in the summer sky panic spreads its red alert sharks are not supposed to fly the war machine springs to life opens up an eager eye focuses it on the sky 99 baby sharks fly by

Why did I assume this was Baby Shark

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well, that’s going to be in my head all day thank you SO much, @bittercupojoe.bsky.social

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No matter the battle, no matter the revolution, no matter the foe... rebuilding begins here with two people covered in dust, one steadying the wheelbarrow and one levering up a chunk of glittering concrete while whispering "Oh my God, ew."

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always repost Tom holland doing umbrella. It's one of the rules that transferred from the old site

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RETVRN

I spent way too much time making this shit

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I spent way too much time making this shit

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Respectful Workplace Win! CEO Opens Mass Layoff Meeting with Land Acknowledgment

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I laughed.

A member of the Worldcon Hugo Award Administration Subcommittee is found dead by way of língchí (凌迟), or “slow slicing”. Suspicion falls on an orphan studying at Oxford, angry at incomprehensible and vague decisions in the Hugo Awards.

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Sky Migration

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This is the only celebrity death I plan to care about for the entire decade. www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2...

Peter Schickele, musical parodist behind ‘P.D.Q. Bach,’ dies at 88www.washingtonpost.com He described his fictional creation as the “last and least” of J.S. Bach’s children.

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Just put a new roll of toilet paper on the spindle without regard to which direction the paper would hang THAT's the energy I am bringing to 2024 No gods No masters

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Now that we have embedded video here, I decided to be the one to start this round:

Lip Sync Battle - Tom Hollandwww.youtube.com Tom Holland no volará en este lipsinqueo, pero si te hará bailar con su versión de "Umbrella" de Rihanna.¡Suscríbete a Comedy Central Latinoamérica y no te p...

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mood

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It's December, so here are a collection of end of year digital housekeeping tasks you can do while chilling out for the holidays in order to improve your privacy and security for entering 2024 on a good footing. You don't have to do all of them, but they're stuff to consider!

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"Actually now would be a perfect time to panic"

this came to me in a dream and now i have to share it with you

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You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but are you ready for the looming absolute shitshow we’re calling 2024.

!jazbot whereami

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How many of the 3110 signed and unsold books do you think he still has in his house Do you think there’s a pile of them on his bed where his wife used to sleep

If you want something to lift your spirits today. Former sitcom writer and current absolute prick of a TERF and fascist Gl*nner had a new book out in the last week. It sold 390 copies, including pre-sales.

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You HAVE to eat your molt it is full of VITAMINS and MINERALS and goodness knows you don't eat your Florghellixian Health Capsules every day NO YOU DON'T I've seen you hide it in your napkin don't lie

Pet peeve in uncanny or alien contexts in movies, books: Some person changes podlike and *molts*, and then they don't eat their molt. Show of hands: Shouldn't they eat their damn molt. EAT YER MOLT, LADDIE, IT'S GOOD FOR YE, ya ungrateful moltin' bastard, yew. Jesus.