Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill

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Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill

@revdrdrphill.bsky.social

longshoreman, comics lover, available for weddings, he/him/fat. Black Lives Matter. Trans rights. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. avatar by @apelad
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I've met people who deconstruct superman and they're all cowards
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I didn’t hate ZSJL, but that was always Elseworlds Superman, and pretending the main popular version of Superman from the last 75+ years wasn’t usually a selfless and heroic guy who saves the cat is just wild to me.
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It’s so funny that AI is already a dire existential threat to humanity but only because of the carbon emissions necessary to run it
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love that they've gone through 2 or 3 different words for the n-word that other people will allow them to print as if it's no big deal
It’s bad out there!
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for a brief moment seeing this i thought we lived in a world where people have a baby shower style party when they are expecting a krang
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Speaking as an art professor, my students already tell me that Google image search is functionally useless and we all know AI is shitbiscuits and unregulated regardless. This is escalating into chaos
Well this is grim
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Well this is grim
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Tolkien named "Bag End" (Bilbo and Frodo's home) for the literal French to English translation of "cul-de-sac" as a way of poking fun at the English habit of using French phrases to sound sophisticated. Frodo lived in a cul-de-sac: 'end of bag'.
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in real life when a piano falls on your head you'd be lucky if even just one or two keys became your teeth
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Some Millennials in my timeline are insecure because Gen Zs are telling them their ankle socks age them. I can't stress enough that you don't need to care about what a bunch of 20-somethings think about your clothes, mainly bc you don't have to care about what ANYONE thinks about your clothes.
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Photos by American author, critic, and photographer John Margolies, 1970s-80s, known for his large body of work documenting roadside attractions and architecturally unique restaurants across the US.
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just saw our first cybertruck in public & my kid audibly yelled "Oh my God it's so ugly!" then we walked around it exclaiming about how terrible it is... then we noticed the driver was sitting in the front 😂
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Yeah! What the fuck is this, Mean Girls?
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Looked it up and "Xavier" means "New house." That explains why the X-Men mansion keeps blowing up.
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I went to the dentist & she had a screen above chair w/Netflix, which suggested Bridgerton & I thought why not check it out and WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME THAT THERE WOULD BE A TEN MINUTE LONG STEAMY & DETAILED SEX SCENE RIGHT AT THE TOP THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH WHILE SHE DRILLED MY TEETH
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It’s weird how conservatives think having more kids than liberals means there will be more conservatives when every Drag Race contestant’s bio is “I grew up in a town where the only employers were the church and the prison, I was raised by my aunt after my mom was executed for working on Sunday”
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I don't know how much ghost stuff I was expecting on Grey's Anatomy. But there's way more than that
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normal people: “can you at LEAST end the tax dollars to fund genocide?” The DNC: “not a chance, bucko.”
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If they’re going to let trump get away with claiming that he finds parts of Project 2025 awful and disgusting, some member of the media should at least ask him “what part?”
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ironically i screwed it up - he said billion instead of trillion. starting to think i’ll never be president
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The DNC's only plan to stop fascism is to win every election forever, which is pretty rich considering how fucking much they suck at elections
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Your friendly, neighbourhood public library worker knows at least one, perhaps two or three, people almost exactly like this and likely sees them every other day.
I swear to god there is a guy here in this cafe explaining to a woman about how there wasn't GRAVITY before Newton "made it up." One of his proofs is "how do you think they made the pyramids?"
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Bluesky and its continuing issues with large font is an accessibility issue.
Bluesky still not working on large text. To type a text I need to use a workaround and manually scroll the screen each line.
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Roses are red Zoomers be zoomin'
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gregor samsa's dad:
bro i have had it up to here with your insect type activities