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Bog lover, possibly a swamp witch.
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I think the reason Philip K Dick is still the predominant SF writer of the last century is, he was the only one who foresaw a future where everything would be boring, inconvenient and dehumanising, and where the only way you can win is to somehow refuse to give up your humanity.
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Look at this dangling charm when I'm talking to you
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this is a horny check. quote post with your last saved image ...god damn it
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No *you* explain to my mom that the box is called the Echo but they imaginary person *inside* the box is named "Alexa"
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I simply would not let computers know about time.
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I've posted jokey versions of this a few times, but I do mean it. It should matter if someone with a big mic gets the big questions right or wrong. If your product is commentary on current events, that should matter. You should have to own it and reckon with it out in the open.
New law, The Joad Act - every piece by a longtime pundit should include a link to whatever they wrote about Iraq in 2003.
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My voicemail message is just instructions on how to send me a text message.
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if the driving crooner pulls up next to your girl, that’s not your girl anymore
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it’s only trash tuesday if it comes from the shitpost region of bluesky. otherwise it’s just sparkling garbage
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time to dust this one off again
AI drive thrus secretly using people to do the orders, ChatGPT using contractors in poor countries to monitor and alter responses, the Amazon "just walk out" technology actually just contractors in India watching cameras. AI doesn't just not work. The whole thing is a fraud
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If you see me installing these across my city no you didn’t
I feel like Oslo is not ready for this type of activism but given how badly cars don't seem to understand pedestrian crossings it's probably justified
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This is the same guy who said his rocket didn't need a flame diverter after an army of rocket scientists said it would blow up if he didn't use one and then it blew up
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I uh, think they should rebuild the Key bridge out of brand new parts that haven’t been smashed, but I’m not a science genius
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Trying to become extra stinky so my dog knows how it feels when he sleeps next to me but he doesn't care. He's probably touched that I'm taking an interest in his hobbies (being stinky)
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mens eyes can no longer pop out of their heads while their tongues unroll across the table like a red carpet whenever they see a pair of bodacious ta-tas, because of Woke
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Just now finding out there’s a reality TV show where trace adkins decides who is the best cowboy in the bachelor format
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Most Of A Boeing Plane Reaches The Destination. So Why Are Passengers Upset? Balancing Flying And Crashing: Finding A Happy Medium Boeing’s Bravery: Dispelling The Myth That Airplanes Need Doors
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Boeing apologizes for miscalculating how many of you they could kill cutting corners before everyone got all mad
classic weakly regulated capitalism will kill us all headline
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I gave up on the government providing useful services awhile ago. But killing my dopamine machine because it isn’t shit like faang versions is just hostile.