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Notice how everyone is somehow talking about Biden Too Old right now, and NOT about how the Supreme Court just legalized Trump being a dictator for life and gutted the administrative state, and how the Heritage Foundation is now issuing terrorist threats? Think that might not be an accident?

That part isn't the disinfo part. It's the chaos and rumormongering that is going to be used to get Mike fucking Johnson etc. into power once they push Kamala Harris out of the line of succession. It's also being used to distract everyone from mounting a coordinated response to the Supreme Court

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Labour now on course to win Trumble-upon-Hartlepool in a historic defeat. They've not held that seat since Viceroy Sir Pudding of Wembley Stadium took it from King Wessex in a high stakes poker game in 1662

Anyone know where I can get a t-shirt that isn't utterly shit fabric? Like a heavyweight carhardt t-shirt, except carhardt doesn't even sell the same quality anymore. Like a heavyweight carhardt tee from 2015.

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Biden has lost the mandate of heaven. Now is the time for ascendance of the Great Midwestern Khan Pritzker

With the Heritage Foundation goon saying we're in a bloodless revolution if the Left will step aside and CHUDs intimating that there will be violence (from the left) this election it's getting pretty clear that the radical wing of the Republican party is getting ready to use violence this November.

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Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org

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They just come straight out and say it and nobody listens

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org

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“we handed them a tool to slow down our judicial nominations so now we cannot anger them lest they use that tool (which we can take away at an time but won’t)” is perfect democrat brain

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very much reflective of the lack of any real survival instinct among journalists that they think the big story today is whether biden will step down

“What makes you so confident you should be president?” is an actual question a reporter shouted at the incumbent who just warned about a reckless court decision that imperils democracy

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if you want to feel old, Monday was closer to the date the pyramids were built than it is to today

Pennsylvania orc burger

Putting the cat on a diet not so much because he's fat (he is) but because he easily poops as much as 5 normal cats. Without exaggeration.

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If this is an emergency hang up and think about how small and insignificant you are in the grand scheme of things

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I needed a home loan and went to four different banks, and they said my credit rating was "a Mumbai boiler room." But now I own a 3,000 square foot Georgian in Old Town. Thanks, Credit Oaf!

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The internet sucks because we called it an "information superhighway." If we built "information high-speed rail" instead it would be much faster and far easier to navigate

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good god his letimotif is accelerating we gotta get the fuck outta here

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Reminder that Aaron Swartz was facing 35 years in prison and financial devastation for trying to programmatically download and open the contents of JSTOR, which led to him taking his own life. But OpenAI is going to scrape all of academia and make billions by plagiarizing it.

New version of chatbot reaches level of function where it responds to all queries by making a little twisty-wrist gesture with pinched fingers and saying “But isn’t it more *complicated* than that?”

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eating some Health Items i found on the ground

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20 years ago the shitposting community was still in its infancy and we didn’t have as many posting techniques yet so we just looked at the same picture of a butthole every day.

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BREAKING: Double Entendre Society reports huge growth in members

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Out: Therapy speak In: Crew Resource Management

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Hilarious that they are making chat gpt get a phd when there are already no jobs for it

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If we abolished cars, think of all the space we’d have for lying on the ground

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nothing has been right since Scifi changed to Syfy and we all know this.

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the human body can now be melted down and recycled into fashionable yet affordable patio furniture

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Me: I think my greatest strength is that I can do anything until I make a single mistake, at which point I collapse to the ground and become completely incapacitated and nonresponsive Job interviewer: Okay, but I think the original question was about your educational background Me: *collapses*

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it's called a drawing board because of how people always seem to be going back to them, as if being drawn by something unseen

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any time your captors say they're taking you somewhere "cozy" or "rustic," the place is gonna suck

"It's wild that y'all" -- i am no longer reading your post