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The white house should be relocated to the moon
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Congress should meet in the caldera of an active volcano so that dragging out floor debate carries a spicy element of risk
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The Supreme Court should have to deliberate in a custom-built centrifuge set to a g force commensurate with the importance of the case
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Unlike everyone else, MY media consumption habits are praxis
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Wait I thought you said to put him in an iron mask. What genre is this?
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Well he left his brains on the roof and didn't leave a note so we'll never know
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This was the core concept of a lot of 2000s era TV drama
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Well giving up is the strategy demo know best.
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You can also see the rhetoric of imperial violence applied to domestic violence; when we kill people and call for death it's not even worthy of comment, but any violence going the other way is terrorism, criminal, illegitimate, unthinkable, further evidence that our violence is just.
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It occurs to me that the monastic lifestyle sounds really really appealing to classically autistic men. Might have been a thing.
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If his bio on X is real (and that's a big if) this is an Epstein thing
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Milord, with muffled oars and Greek fire lonely milfs in your area destroyed all ships of the royal fleet. They will be at the capital within the hour.
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It is genuinely crazy how history can turn on a bullet being three inches to the left or right. There's so much we think of as solid and immutable and then something like this comes along to remind us that all of history was like this, everything that seems solid now was as subject to chance.
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Did you see the photo that caught the bullet? Trump missed instant death by inches. This was not a fake.
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I'm not here to influence the election lol
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going to start a concert series called Holy Shit This Desk Is Huge where acoustic singer-songwriters have to put on a stadium show with pyrotechnics and such
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1 billion people typing in β€œwhy peanus horts” into Google every 24 hours
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that's a nissan with three dented quarter panels son, they always have the right of way
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Now that short firm video apps have removed all control from the user besides swiping to the next video, users watching to completion is a key metric to get boosted by the algorithm.
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You'd never catch me giving away my empire of dirt. That's what empires are made of
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feels like a comment on ai video because nothing makes sense