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What baseballs think when Ty France is at bat

My thoughts and wishes bend again toward France

My man's name is Mr. Poop 😭

Unko Sensei (a poo-headed teacher) teaches Japanese kids how to write.

Google translates "nigi" to nigiri, but if you put a w in there it becomes... This. The fuck?

Burst out laughing instantly upon seeing this scroll by. Then I felt bad because it's not supposed to be funny, but then I see it's a terf so it's funny again

Gang i found some new cursed terf art and now you have to see it too

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You’ll never guess who bombed another school today

You’ll never guess who just bombed a school

Even Captain Picard went to bed at night

my hot take is that the president should be and live like a normal human, and so I reject the premise that the president must work 130 hour weeks and never be well-rested. he has dozens of staffers who can cover shifts!

watching baseball

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Don Moynihan

“Look, folks. There are no “gooner states” and “edging states”, we are the United States!”

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People are all upset about giving the President almost complete immunity with official acts but we pretty much did the same thing for cops and that’s worked out perfectly

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The landmark reversal nullifies all previously lawful forms of right and makes it very difficult for Americans to make ethical decisions or be generally decent human beings without facing criminal charges.

Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong'www.theonion.com WASHINGTON—Striking down the judicial precedent that established the legal supremacy of right over wrong more than two centuries ago, the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday overturned Right v. Wrong.

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People seem down, but it’s actually pretty exciting that we can get legally killed by cops and presidents and people acting in self defense because we took their parking spot.

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If Dark Brandon wasn't a god-damned lark, he'd do something official, like order the DOJ to arrest several Supreme Justices for corruption.

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presidents have immunity for "official acts" lmfao We. Are. Fucked.

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Groundhog Day was a Soulslike

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Going public with an experience like this is life-altering for a woman, so when you read these stories remember both the extraordinary amount of courage involved and also the likelihood that there are many others you’ll never hear.

By the time the doctors in Boise put her on a plane for Salt Lake City, she’d already lost a liter of blood New standard of care just dropped:

She Needed an Emergency Abortion. Doctors in Idaho Put Her on a Plane.www.nytimes.com In states that have banned abortion, hospitals have struggled to treat pregnant women facing health risks. A Supreme Court decision this week did not help.

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis

my bf always says that the point of Ivies is to mix up rich kids and smart kids so that the rich kids are assumed to be smart

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someone tell chennedy carter we don’t have much time to meet, fall in love, and make it legal before they end marriage equality 😫

Obergefell is in sight.

Didn't watch the debates and wasn't on here during them, but the @theonion.com 's timeline right now is banger after banger

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Dana Bash Reminds Biden He Has 40 Seconds Of Life Remaining

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CNN’s debate moderators reacting to Trump saying Roe v Wade lets women murder babies after they’re born

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RFK Jr. Mutes TV To Share Own Answer To Debate Moderator’s Questionwww.theonion.com The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

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Breaking: All Americans ages 6 months and older should receive one of the new Covid-19 vaccines when they become available this fall, scientific advisers to the CDC said on Thursday. www.nytimes.com/2024/06/27/h...

New Covid Shots Recommended for Americans 6 Months and Older This Fallwww.nytimes.com As the virus continues to mutate, scientific advisers to the C.D.C. are urging Americans to roll up their sleeves again for annual vaccinations.

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I am once again asking how this can be both a permitless open carry state and also a state where merely being inside a car with a gun gets u killed by police www.21alivenews.com/2024/06/25/w...

WATCH: FWPD releases body cam footage in fatal shooting of 22-year-old manwww.21alivenews.com The City of Fort Wayne and the Fort Wayne Police Department (FWPD) have released edited body camera footage showing the fatal shooting of 22-year-old Linzell Parhm by an FWPD officer over the weekend.

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every time you make up a guy, they appear somewhere in the world, fully formed. most end up under the ground, though. so it's not really worth thinking about

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Yknow ive been telling cis people for literal years that they could just decide to invalidate my papers and this always got brushed aside as me being a hysterical doomer

Did an insta post about trans liberation

I'm ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 intercontinental when I eat french toast

I'm ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 on the hunt, I'm after you

Canada not fucking around

The Oilers are the first team since 19-fucking-45 to be down 3 games in the Stanley Cup Finals and come back to tie it 3 games to 3 Tonight they'll have a chance to be the first Canadian team to win it all in 31 years 🇨🇦

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The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 8,1947