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Guys I, I need, I, I need to show you something
The only car dealership that could have prevented 9/11.
Using the incredible mileage and handling of a 2001 Chevy Prizm to drive to the top of the towers and intercept the plane
Alls he's sayin is if you had gone with his low-rate dealer financing it wouldn't have gone down like that
in a better world this would be their actual slogan
Cmon you gotta show the beat header:
Keanu Reeves embezzling money
Wait wait wait
He doesn't try to hide the Marky Mark thing?!?!
i think the only thing he hides is that time he did a hate crime unless i'm confusing him with someone else again
dorchester, pronounced "DOUS-ter"
seems like exactly the sort of business you'd expect Mark Wahlberg to be operating
I've been getting ads for some catholic prayer app he sponsors
Insallah he stops doing hate crimes
stop picking at it mark, put your hand in your pocket
Donnie: Sahrry l fahted just then
This may be the funniest thing I’ve read all year. Bravo.
it's NOT IN MASSACHUSETTS?????
FUCK YEAH NOT OUR PROBLEM
FUCK YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Why...why Columbus and not boston?
Its cheap as hell, new dealership with plenty of land vs an old established one without any growth.
Its basically an investment thats smarter than a restaurant, which he also has.
Ohio is great for colonizer types, ask my dead family
Preaching to the choir champ but thanks for air dropping in to say that
Sorry that came off so much more serious than it meant. I was watching a bad dub of a thing, verbage redundancy was funny but I used it poorly with a not funny subject. Sorry for the annoying comment
Assuming his true MAGA form!
The hate crime guy from Southie?
That's exactly what my older brother asks every mention.
Of course he doesn’t mention the Chevrolet dealership in Akron owned by the Funky Bunch
to prevent bad vibrations
This is grounds to burn that place down.
I somehow always forget it exists when I visit my parents there, so every time I get into town I'm in for a delightful surprise
Customer: My engine is really acting up, the idle is extremely rough.
Marky Mark: it’s got that good vibration
Traitor. What kind of self-respecting chowdahead opens a dealership in Ohio.
I for one am shocked that a walking Napoleon complex with a history of racism and violence owns a car dealership
Hate crimes come standard on all models
I'm not sure what to do with this. I feel like I've been handed a sandwich of lightly grilled eel with strawberry jam.
Jesus… just went down a Wiki wormhole. So, Mr Hate Crimes “was featured in the band Black Label Society’s music video for ‘Counterfeit God’, as a stand-in for the band's bassist”.
Here’s where it gets even weirder.
One of the songs on the same album features Mike Piazza on “death growls”.
WTF?
I feel like this has opened a chamber of forbidden information. This is Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead opening the book
