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I’ve analysed all publicly available information about the man who shot former president Trump and my theory is this: he was a crazy nut who’d gone whackadoo

Violent insanity speedrun

I just heard an ad for an app that will allow you to “intake the internet three times faster than anybody else” and hoo boy no thank you

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Whenever I see WHOA spelled as WOAH, I assume it's referring to Noah's evil twin whose Ark housed all the insect and arachnid life.

Look, this graph is supposed to be showing that Tory austerity led to impoverished and malnourished children in the UK, and yes, that is bad... But we SHOULD make people smaller. We'd have more space, require less food and use less fuel, and best of all, it would be kinda funny.

14 years of Tory rule gives us this utterly horrifying graph:

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This stirs something in me.

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Your move, Hemingway

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Happy hundredth anniversary of this news headline from The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio. (July 9, 1924.)

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ah yes reservoir dogs, in which things famously go great for the characters

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A list of eight cute animal rhymes to say farewell... 8. In a while, crocodile 7. Toodle-oo, kangaroo 6. Ciao for now, Jersey cow 5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer 4. Just piss off, luna moth 3. Go to hell, red gazelle 2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole 1. Off you fuck, crested duck

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Roses are red, Curry has cumin,

Excited to go to an actual gig tonight. Imagine that! Leaving the house! AT NIGHT?!

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Something grimly funny about how like 10 years ago, every harmless crank who believed in stuff like flat earth and fake moon landing would either be radicalized into antisemitism or gradually revealed it, but now all these people are open antisemites and they stumble into flat earth

round earther

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me: let me tell you about the fast and the furious movies him: no spoilers me: i assure you there are a ton

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bisexuality is the one true Correct sexuality. the bible says adam AND eve not adam OR eve

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the "rogue aegis mod"?? I don't have time to learn about all your video games

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aphasia would be a beautiful name for one of those what's-it-calleds

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Choked on my coffee. 😂

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Oh wow. This person gets it.

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for father’s day here’s a list of extremely dad shit my father richard has said to me: see that? that’s a natural river *hands me $20* meghan, the financial institutions are under attack *eating pho* isn’t this basically vietnamese food? (ominous) the market hates surprises, meghan.

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The Pope, who lives in an art museum with a bunch of dudes who've sworn off pussy: does it seem kind of gay in here to you?

You know what? I'm just not sure he is.

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i maintain that Pacific Rim's "drift compatibility" concept is one of The ideas of all time. it can be platonic, it can be romantic, it's Love That Makes Big Robots Go and i think that's beautiful

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i've got just the thing | faithvoid.bandcamp.com

playing the theme tune at window breaking volume in response to this news.

Alex Jones agrees to liquidate his assets to pay Sandy Hook families, in move that would end his ownership of Infowars

Alex Jones agrees to liquidate his assets to pay Sandy Hook families, in move that would end his ownership of Infowars | CNN Businesswww.cnn.com Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones on Thursday moved to liquidate his personal assets, agreeing to demands from the families of Sandy Hook victims whom he owes more than $1.5 billion in damages...

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