Elizabeth Eileen

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more GameBoy Camera art from the Louvre: “Liberty Leading The People” by Eugène Delacroix

a series of glitch art versions of famous works, photographed in the Louvre with a GameBoy Camera. will be posting one of these a day for the next few days. first, The Death Of Marat by Jacques-Louis David

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Is your job a mess? Did the bear season 3 not fix your soul? Are you in a permanent state of low-level panic attack from watching the end of democracy in real time? Try ordering three sandwiches for lunch. Three sandwiches: the tried and true method for dealing with whatever life throws at you

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We got tricked by science fiction into thinking a futuristic city is all about flying cars and crystal towers and hologram billboards but what it really looks like is nice apartment blocks, good mass transit, pedestrian zones with shade trees and safe bike lanes.

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look i'll be clear, I will be voting, and encouraging everyone I know to do the same, against donald trump and the end of democracy in this country in november. I do not care if that means i'm voting for a man who is literally dead.

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Daily bunny no.2536 must tell the rest of the hive

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Now that's a tiny wobbegong #shark pup! It's a tasselled #wobbegong found and dmired, but left alone, by divers at Raja Ampat. Pic and short article from: divernet.com/content-mark...

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CORPSE CAM!

HEY FRIENDS IMMA SEE A CORPSE FLOWER TODAY I'm in San Diego visiting family and Amorphophallus JUST BLOOMED in time for me to see it before we leave 🥹😭🤩 You also can see it because there's a Corpse Cam: sdbg.org/explore-our-...

Corpse Plant - San Diego Botanic Gardensdbg.org [...]Read More... from Corpse Plant

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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

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This is very applicable to other types of art as well! Your knowledge/perception improves along w/ your skills, but separately, so you get periodic disconnects. I’ve seen various versions of this chart floating around the net: (this one is from “auriee” on tumblr: auriee.tumblr.com/post/1399552...)

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Nothing but respect for MY country 🫡🏳️‍⚧️

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OH NO THEY DIDNT GATHER AROUND CHILDREN IT IS BOAT DAY AGAIN

Beim Verlassen des Wangerooger Hafens hat sich ein Küstenmotorschiff auf einer Sandbank festgefahren. Für Urlauber hat die Havarie Folgen: Wohl bis zum Hochwasser am Nachmittag fahren keine Fähren.

Wangerooge: Küstenmotorschiff auf Sandbank festgefahren – Fährverkehr gestopptwww.spiegel.de Beim Verlassen des Wangerooger Hafens hat sich ein Küstenmotorschiff auf einer Sandbank festgefahren. Für Urlauber hat die Havarie Folgen: Wohl bis zum Hochwasser am Nachmittag fahren keine Fähren.

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"NO, GO OVER THERE. CARRY ME TO THE SLURPEE MACHINE. I WANT A SLURPEE." "You don't even have hands to hold it with! And you don't drink!" "I WOULD LIKE TO TRY. AND I ALSO WANT SOME GARDETTO'S SNACK MIX."

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it’s true. i should be able to pop off my boobs and hair after a long day.

Grace is always talking about wishing all our bits and parts and hair were like Mr potato head but looked super real so we could have options

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We were able to get a baby bluejay back into the nest after it fell out during severe rain and wind storms, using a jury-rigged contraption that I am really quite proud of.

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and he’ll continue doing so until morale improves

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this restaurant in Portland came across my feed and their most recent captions are absolutely unhinged

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hey everyone, big paws tiny tongue!

Daily red panda

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Can't tell you how much I love that these animals, which most people don't even know exist, have the largest range of adult body sizes on earth. What a bonkers system! What a fantastic world! 🧪 www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...

This bug can get 26 times bigger than its smallest specimenwww.nationalgeographic.com Meet the jousting weevil, an unusual rainforest insect. Its size disparity is not seen in any mammal or bird.

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Contender for favorite chart of all time: Predictions vs. Reality for solar energy.

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Not really sure of the competence of these new cleaners we hired...

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would you like to see my favorite letter i've ever found in our records? it's from 1925 and i think about it every day of my life

Wanted to share this classic, for those who aren’t familiar

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herons have GOT to be the funniest species of bird to photoshop tiny top hats on. they all look like world weary 19th century english gentlemen

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HOLY SHIT HE DID THIS

Kendrick is going to do a We Are The World with every hip hop artist but it's just one giant Drake diss track that goes on for like 30 minutes

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I hate that fucking statue outside the library.

If I see a cool graph I'm posting a cool graph every time

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Hurricanes. Never. Cross. The. Equator. Hurricane tracking data from 1851-2006 from NASA, showing the path of storms by color-coded intensity. Why? Because the Coriolis force at the equator is essentially zero & can only vector AWAY from the equator, producing spins that move storms OUT.

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boring: go touch grass exciting: get to know your local invasive plants, rip them apart in front of their children, and bury them alive to become nourishment, as you satisfy the monkey part of your brain that desires destruction