Mike Bloom

Mike Bloom

@michaelbloom.bsky.social

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Lover of a good pun, will like any dog or cat pictures.

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I look in on cats and dogs and I always give the cats a very detailed description of their owner's whereabouts and when they'll be back. I just tell the dogs I love them.

For the pet owners out there: When leaving your home do you say goodbye your pets, tell them you love them and a rough estimate of when you’ll be back or are you a monster?

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When people pronounce it “miss-CHEE-vee-us” I get it. You’re not wrong, the word *should* be spelled to reflect that pronunciation, but the word itself is being mischievous. Everyone wins

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Not like, a good thing, but otoh there is a pretty important difference between calling for and doing. These people are sitting at home literally posting "someone with nothing to lose should do something." The maga army doesn't exist

Trump supporters call for riots and violent retribution after verdictwww.reuters.com Supporters of former President Donald Trump, enraged by his conviction on 34 felony counts by a New York jury, flooded pro-Trump websites with calls for riots, revolution and violent retribution.

Well, we know it cost him at least one vote

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I am over 40 years old. At no point in my life has either Bill Maher or Maureen Dowd said anything interesting, thoughtful, useful, or even amusing. They are tipsy country club regulars whose reach should not exceed the room they are in.

lol. lmao even.

Dabney died so this headline could live

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outside agitators.

Exclusive: A group of billionaires and business titans working to shape U.S. public opinion of the war in Gaza privately pressed New York City’s mayor last month to send police to disperse pro-Palestinian protests at Columbia University, according to communications obtained by The Washington Post.

Business titans privately urged NYC mayor to use police on Columbia protesters, chats showwww.washingtonpost.com A WhatsApp chat started by some wealthy Americans after the Oct. 7 Hamas attack reveals their focus on New York Mayor Eric Adams and their work with Israeli officials to shape U.S. opinion of the Gaza...

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smoking on that shit that made Donovan see a mountain, then not see a mountain, then see that same mountain again

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I am trying Mr. Box.

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

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Just amazing ego destruction right there.

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Pwnallthethings

Trump continues war on woke

Childish of me, yes. But I'm enjoying the markets today.

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Don't tell me what's happening on Twitter, I don't care. You might as well tell me what's happening on Grey's Anatomy or some shit

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do you think that guy flew his learjet up to nova scotia again

Holy shit my first earthquake #earthquake

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Paul McCartney: I wrote this song about the civil rights struggle of the 60s Some random guy: are you sure about that? I don’t think you understand the context of the song you wrote.

"Fidelity's Blue Chip Growth Fund cut the value of its position in X by 5.7% in February, implying a 73% decline in the former Twitter Inc. since Elon Musk bought the social-media company."

Fidelity cuts value of X stake, implying 73% decline in former Twitter since Elon Musk's takeoverfortune.com Fidelity helped Elon Musk with his Twitter takeover, earning a stake in X that's become increasingly less valuable.

The only Candy I want in my Easter basket! #easter

It's actually pronounced Top Chef "mill-e-wah-que"

get a load of this effin’ guy

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I've just sent this email to NBC re: Ronna McDaniel's hiring

This is appalling. As an MSNBC columnist, to say I'm disappointed is an understatement.

There's always Publisher's a Clearing House!

buddy it’s march 20th you are fucked

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is this what they mean by rising murder rates in cities?

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"Instead of making one $200 million movie, try making twenty $10 million movies" may end up being the line of the night.

Woke up to a power outage on the day I have jury duty and this was the situation when I arrived to the courthouse 😭

Happy Leap Day to all who celebrate #leapday