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@paulglester.bsky.social

Not a member of Peter, Paul and Mary.
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Gonna blame all my bad behavior on my astrological sign. ♊️
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A British Pathé newsreel recorded the event and the reactions of awed onlookers, but made absolutely no mention of the Redstone’s original and primary nuclear-war mission, instead quipping that with its range and speed, “Maybe rockets like these are the long-awaited answer to a commuter’s prayer.”
Redstone Missile On Exhibition At Grand Central Station (1957)www.youtube.com Unused / unissued material -Title reads: "Missile Displayed In Grand Central". American voiceovered newsreel material.New York, United States of America (USA...
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Just ate a s’mores cookie that I bought at the farmer’s market so my night has significantly improved.
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more people need to adopt the “that’s none of my business” lifestyle
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She won a Pulitzer for exposing how the country's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail. "The rabbit's got the gun now," said a lawyer for former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant, who is trying to force reporter Anna Wolfe to reveal her sources.
She exposed how the nation's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail.www.nbcnews.com "The rabbit's got the gun now," said a lawyer for former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant, who is trying to force reporter Anna Wolfe to reveal her sources.
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Sweet dreams in my 20s: Travel the world and the seven seas. Sweet dreams in my 50s: No post-meal heartburn and pain-free knees.
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Going public with an experience like this is life-altering for a woman, so when you read these stories remember both the extraordinary amount of courage involved and also the likelihood that there are many others you’ll never hear.
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Or they show DC and the character drives by the Lincoln Memorial like...DC people ain't driving by the Lincoln Memorial every 5 minutes. They're never driving by that!
I love when movies say they’re in DC and then show the Pentagon in fucking Arlington. Smh
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this newspaper headline is the 1930 version of encountering an incomprehensible trending story about some Twitch streamer with 4 million followers
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It’s such a drag getting into arguments about a friend’s ugly bicycle and I’m sad to discover it happens all over the world
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America needs Lionel Hutz more than ever.
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Was working on a text and laboriously typed "Siouxsie and the Banshees" only to watch helplessly as autocorrect changed "Siouxsie" to "Susie" and all of a sudden I want to burn all of Silicon Valley to the ground. That's not an overreaction is it?
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If you add all their decisions this week together, what the Supreme Court is arguing is that homeless people should stop being homeless by bribing public officials and committing securities fraud.
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IDK, gonna need to get John Roberts' thoughts on this before I think it's a good idea for the FDA to be on top of this.
New test results released by the FDA found that bird flu virus is making its way from dairy farms and into milk processing plants but also confirmed that the commonly used flash pasteurization method fully neutralizes the virus.
FDA’s testing of raw milk finds H5N1 bird flu in half of samples but confirms flash pasteurization kills virus | CNNcnn.it New test results released by the US Food and Drug Administration on Friday found that bird flu virus is making its way from dairy farms and into milk processing plants but also confirmed that the comm...
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I was just in St. James Parish, LA interviewing local residents about the overwhelming pollution in Cancer Alley. I don’t think most people understand how bad it is. I didn’t.
It's hard to explain how widespread the repercussions of overturning Chevron deference will be. Even if you narrow the scope down to tech policy, you're left wrangling a super-explainer on a friday afternoon www.theverge.com/24188365/che...
What SCOTUS just did to net neutrality, the right to repair, the environment, and morewww.theverge.com The end of Chevron deference will touch on everything from broadband policy to climate change.
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Pretty cool how we have a robust right to jury trial if you're some lawbreaking hedge fund or corporation trying to delay agency action, but if you try to sue one of them, there's an endless gantlet of federal statutes and procedural rules designed to throw your case out before you get to a jury.
Yikes SEC v Jarkesy is out. Court says 6-3 on party lines there needs to be a whole jury trial to impose civil penalties for securities fraud I covered oral argument for Balls & Strikes last year to explain why thats not great ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/sec-v... www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23p...
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It would admittedly be pretty funny if one of these swirly-eyed dingleberries backed into a major energy breakthrough because they needed to create enough juice to continue producing Jesus-But-Made-Of-Shrimp images at an industrial scale.
Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it
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Did I ever tell you all about the time someone introduced me, at a large event, with erroneous info because they had “asked” ChatGPT for my bio?
Friends don't let friends use AI as a reference book.
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HERE’S HOPING YOUR DAY IS THE CATS
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A "generation" is defined by whatever editors and news segment producers find interesting. That's how you get this idea that everyone in Gen X was listening to Pearl Jam or whatever -- an illusion Gen Xers have benefited from, but that confuses people about politics.
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The absolutely wild thing is: This goes for ALL social aid. Just *giving people some fucking money,* literally going "OK, how much did you need?", cutting checks, and waving them out the door? COSTS LESS and HAS BETTER OUTCOMES than the current system's bureaucracy and means testing, EVERY TIME.
With alt-text because THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYONE’S EXPERIENCE & I FUCKING HATE IT. Being disabled is a godsdamn full time job battling different agencies all damn day. #NEISvoid
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I take it all back. Google Search still works
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Haven’t checked this app since turning 50. Does Blue Sky give you free invite codes for your birthday? Oh, wait. Invite codes aren’t a thing anymore. NM!
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English has to be one of the weirdest languages to learn because of words like oversight, which can mean both that you fucked up or you’re overseeing the fuck ups.
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What everyone wants for their birthday is a happy birthday message their friend didn’t bother to write.
Apple, Microsoft and Google say AI smartphones and computers will automate tasks like editing photos and wishing a friend a happy birthday. These companies need something from you to make that work: more data. Our tech columnist breaks down what to know.
What the Arrival of A.I. Phones and Computers Means for Our Datawww.nytimes.com Apple, Microsoft and Google need more access to our data as they promote new phones and personal computers that are powered by artificial intelligence. Should we trust them?
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Does Disney require that all live-action Star Wars shows have at least one intergalactic dive bar scene?