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Fun fact, Kurt Russell's stunt double in Escape from New York is named Dick Warlock
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Kind of funny to wait 20 years and see Republicans to do the Purple Heart bandaid bit but sincerely this time
Patriots are in control
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kyle gass becoming the greatest hero in american history by sneaking 30 seconds of ‘fuck her gently’ into the RNC playlist and killing three quarters of the delegates
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Live look at America, a big dumb garish metal piece of shit with no safety features burning from the inside while it sinks into the ocean
timeline cleanse
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Dungeons and Dragons ass country
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Trump micro-dosed getting assassinated and so far the biggest fall out is that we lost Tenacious D. Reminds me that after the summer of 2020 liberal's biggest response was to take a couple of 30 Rock and Always Sunny episodes down.
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can’t wait to equate another current event to a somethingawful moment in time. my entire life revolves around letting people know I was indirectly involved with a single goon’s ambitions in creating the world’s first ChildKiller 3000
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Jack Black has replaced Kyle Gass with Tim Tebow and they are now called Respectful D and sing songs about doing normal push-ups instead of ones with their dick
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don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get banned don't get
Mayor Eric Adams, asked by a reporter about the lack of air conditioning at migrant shelters during a heat wave, says, "Every day New Yorkers don't have air conditioners. We make do." He recommends paper fans and says his mom told him to put his head in the refrigerator. —Emma G. Fitzsimmons, NYT
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We need a national Oprah reckoning: Vance; Dr Phil; Dr Oz; Suze Orman; James Frey.
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Kyle Gass is one of the most genuinely *nice* people I've ever met. Don't know him all that well, but I am now in full, raging, protective "How dare people fuck with my friend?" mode the way I get over people I'm much closer to.
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Ultimately I am just so sick of tech weirdos getting hyped as geniuses who are going to save the planet with their tech. With nearly zero pushback.
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For reasons that do not require exploring at this juncture, I have been rewatching NewsRadio, and that show holds up.
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jack black’s betrayal feels way worse than jay johnston’s
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Either Trump is an existential threat to democracy and he should be stopped by whatever means are necessary, or it's unacceptable to defeat by any means other than the democratic process. You can't have both.
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Oprah must answer for the crime of forcing me to know who JD Vance is
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time to dust this one off. amen.
Vance is, you guessed it, an adult Catholic convert
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This is the best book review ever written and it took 15 seconds to do.
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every time i watch Empire Strikes Back and see Luke in that bacta tank just floating around and healing I think "I wish that were me"
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in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
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the party that sports merch like this is currently clutching its pearls over political violence
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I think it's terrible how the people driving around with "liberal hunting license" bumper stickers were made to fear for their lives due to political violence
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My condolences for the man who was barely injured despite his intentions to kill me. I hope he has a swift recovery so I can be killed faster and with vigor