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Scott Mullin

@scottmullin.bsky.social

Materials boy in a materials world

Doctor of chemicals (humans are too complicated)

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Swing by my place and you can borrow mine They're pretty good with strangers but once they get comfortable they'll menace you
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Feeling inadequate about my teeth
resharing some favorite tooths for #ToothyTuesday 🦷✨🧪
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we should publish a 925 page rebuttal to project 2025 that includes policies like legalizing molly, mandating eating ass, and a three day work week. we’ll put 100 justices on the supreme court and liquidate private equity firms. really hit the gas on moving the overton window. ban pickleball too.
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That prednisone glow up Looking good Q!
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Totally on board with this. It shouldn't boil down to influencing one or two people
I'm going to keep beating this drum: just expand the court to 70 to 100 Justices or so so that NO SINGLE JUSTICE matters that much. That's it. That's the plan.
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We called em horny toads in Oklahoma
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Mayor Eric Adams, asked by a reporter about the lack of air conditioning at migrant shelters during a heat wave, says, "Every day New Yorkers don't have air conditioners. We make do." He recommends paper fans and says his mom told him to put his head in the refrigerator. —Emma G. Fitzsimmons, NYT
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My grandpa was living in the dark yellow band a bit south of ABQ. I guess the trinity test is in my DNA
In fact, some 40,000 people lived in the vicinity, but they were not warned. Manhattan Project scientists methodically tracked the radioactive cloud from that first test. The Los Alamos Historical Document Retrieval and Assessment Project created a more recent map (right) using the same data.
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Yes very confused this has to be shopped right??????
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Gotcha, I misunderstood 😅
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Wait are you saying the white dwarf charges the ISM, not the pulsar?
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Realized I'm the same age as him. I thought he was in his late 50s. Living and eating out of a dumpster really ages ya
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The old lady next to me showed me her phone and was like “if we don’t take off soon, we might get hit by a tornado” and IMMEDIATELY went to sleep. Her leopard print sleeping mask matches her leopard print leggings. I’m impressed and jealous. Old people really don’t give a fuck.
I knew I should’ve stopped by the McDonald’s next to my gate before boarding. But no, there was no time. I didn’t want to miss my flight.
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For some reason I want to call him "dumpster muffin"
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Not having an ink cartridge feels magical
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This election would certainly benefit from people seeing the actual republican message Just spiteful garbage all the way down
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I'll add it to my startup ideas queue. Lot better than my ideas tbh
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I got a head start on this one bsky.app/profile/scot...
Project 2026 ideas *bring smoking back to airplanes *reinstate 21st amendment *execute anyone in possession of marijuana *ban all vaccines *mandatory chicken pox parties
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Thx I feel better about that joke now
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Let's see him do the tide pod challenge then
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Move to the South Pole and try to live off the land? Id say yes but they'd probably try to nuke the ice cap
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Chris Rufo superdiarrhea all over again
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It puts the lotion on its skin
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Ironically choosing Mike Pence again