Anna

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I regularly tell myself "don't send texts from your computer bc you'll accidentally hit enter" and what do I do?? I send texts from my computer and send texts in the middle of a se

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i don’t respect geese

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Just so we're all clear, the plural of Roomba is Roombae Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back

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i repost my own skeets if i want. idgaf

I used to hate waking up on the other side of the world to see all of the news that happened in the States while I was asleep. Now that I'm back and watching things unfold in real time, I miss being able to sleep

I'm having to learn how to drive a massive truck on my own after only driving my little baby diesel car. My first outing? Why to church of course! With my little brother in tow. He learned some new words today. Fortunately, several of them were already in the Bible

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breaking news - I checked over on Twitter about the recent turn of events - truly terrible vibes, just historically bad - that's all I've got for now - back to you in the studio

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Anyone who took a twenty minute break from the internet

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I've re-posted skeets just because I liked the rhythm

When I'm exhausted (ie. during the academic year), I don't want to take on new projects or entertain the notion of more degrees. Unfortunately, I'm starting to realize that maybe my dad was right about me needing to go to law school

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Stop attacking journalists challenge. If you wanna get spiteful and smitey, go look up controlling ownership. Go find those people. Go harass and bully executives. Email addresses are so easy to find. Like wow way to waste energy.

Sad to hear about Dr. Ruth today. She did amazing work in her field, but my first encounter with her was on Between the Lions:

Between the Lions: The Word Doctor - "fun"youtu.be On this inspiring episode of "The Word Doctor," Dr. Ruth Wordheimer brings some FUN to UN's life by placing an F in front of it.

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#giftlink For people of my generation in New York, Dr. Ruth was a font of non-judgmental frank information on sexuality & intimacy, in all forms. She likely saved many lives with her early “safe sex” evangelism when others ignored (or cheered) the AIDS epidemic. May her memory be for a blessing.

Ruth Westheimer, the Sex Guru Known as Dr. Ruth, Dies at 96www.nytimes.com Frank and funny, the taboo-breaking psychologist said things on television and radio that would have been shocking coming from almost anyone else.

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If you see me parallel parking come back in 10 minutes.

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it’s not the heat it’s the humanity

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i don’t expect that you’ve ever heard of this, but my new thing is being a mean bitch

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There are literally thousands of people

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Fuck it, let’s move everyone to LinkedIn

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Your honor, we were all kung foo fighting

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Of all cartoons, Scooby-Doo is the most true to life, since it shows us that the monsters really are always actually human.

I left for a few hours to do some writing, make dinner, and water my plants-- only to come back here like Donald Glover with a pizza. wtf guys

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I don’t care if this place is an echo chamber politically but I do think a downstream consequence of that is that when we’re all stressed out and pissed off, like we all are currently, there’s nowhere to shoot but inside the tent

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7/11 announcing its plans to shape its stores to be more like its stores in Japan is one of the few things giving me hope right now.

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i dunno man 'American bald eagles keep dying from lead poisoning after eating bullets' is a little too on the nose right now www.popsci.com/environment/...

Hunters' bullets are poisoning bald eagleswww.popsci.com A lead fragment as small as a grain of rice is enough to kill one.

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this is by far the craziest longshot candidate replacement idea I’ve heard, but if the technology’s there I’ll hear them out

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Muppet Babies was a cartoon based on a dream sequence in a movie sequel to a movie based on a television show that started as a coffee commercial, and it kinda makes you think.

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Describe your account in one image

me reading revision notes from my professor:

why did i read the comments the comments are BAD

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Look man having another Biden discourse the exact same as the previous Biden discourse sounds super interesting and I’m sure we’ll all come up with some great opinions

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the "that's so fucked up"-to-Repost pipeline