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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Nature is healing

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An interesting opinion I have is that there is something a bit off about the United States of America.

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Happy 4th of July! In the wise words of Ben Franklin: The Bald Eagle is a Bird of bad moral Character. Too lazy to fish for himself. The Turkey is a more respectable Bird, though vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would attack a Brit who should presume to invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on.

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This man is making his evil intentions as crystal-clear as they possibly could be, and everyone who cares about humanity should be blasting that message out in every possible venue.

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org

What a normal thing to say. Stable country.

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org

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EUROPEAN ROBIN: a precious feather baby, a ruddy sky dumpling, a good friend, will help you find your keys, full of ice cream AMERICAN ROBIN: big, often wet, surly, has your wallet, killed a rat underneath the bird feeder to make an example to the other animals

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Hooray for the New York Public Library! It's going to be open 7 days a week, thanks to the budget passed by the City Council today—and all the organizers who pushed to make this happen

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So who’s “us”?

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Vitamins aren’t real. There’s no way I’m getting the same shit from lettuce, the sun, and a Monster energy drink

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These birds truly deserve the word great in their name! I know it’s because they’re big but, let’s pretend for now it’s because of how stunning they are! #birds #greatblueheron #birding #birdwatching 🪶

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Any country that makes protecting your health or being poor a crime is not a real democracy.

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Gavin McInness attempting to get revenge on the menswear guy for critiquing his bad outfits by doxxing him and mocking his outfit, and the attempted doxxing being him posting a picture of an extremely, extremely well-dressed man who is not the menswear guy, is content that could not be improved on.

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news isn't talking about chevron much and the generous explanation is that they think it's dense and arcane and hard to understand but if so it's only because you're trying to sound smart about it. "the supreme court just gave itself the power to veto any regulation it wants, whenever it wants"

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Televised debates are uninformative in the best of times but both these people have been president and neither of them have hidden their plans and I cannot imagine any useful information will come of the whole debacle

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some interesting numbers entering tonight's debate: 38% 33% 77% (+/- 3 points) 18% among likely voters and unlikely voters 31% among likely voters AND unlikely voters 54% among those surveyed (margin of error: %, source: 87%)

I always see comments on YouTube videos of DJ sets complaining about MCs in general. Like bruv that's a main feature of the DJ set. You might as well go to a movie theater and complain that it's too dark.

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Thank you! President Biden’s speed use is purely recreational, NOT performance enhancing!

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Ok apparently it's Make a Terrible Comic Day. So here's my entry for #makeaterriblecomicday2024

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his jokes are sweaty / posts weak, roasts too friendly / there's quote tweets on his weak dunk already / strong regretti

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The Star Wars thing I posted yesterday has reminded me that most ppl don't seem to understand something can be schlocky but also be great, influential, and important. It can be cheesy and goofy and still have a great message. Just stop taking it all so fucking seriously.

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If you're asking "when did The Boys get woke" or "when did Star Wars get woke" or "when did Star Trek get woke" or "when did Doctor Who get woke" or "when did X-Men get woke" it might be time to face facts: you don't have the basic mental capacity to be able to handle watching TV or movies.

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By the way, I've flown a couple times recently and the TSA is rolling out some weird facial recognition thing at some airports which you can opt out of. I would encourage everybody to opt out of it because I do not like the idea of normalizing that technology, especially in those hands.

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after taking your first dose of HRT you transition away from “person” into “Activist”

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“Do not use your phone to answer phone calls” is not advice as much as it’s a condemnation of regulatory inaction that has led a vital means of communication to ruin.

The first rule of avoiding scam calls is to never answer unknown numbers, and even some known ones. Curious? Bored? Worried it’s an emergency? Wait the extra minute it takes for the call to go to voice mail, then decide if it’s legitimate.

Sick of scams? Stop answering your phone.www.washingtonpost.com Phone scams are still hugely popular — and they depend entirely on people curious enough to answer.

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If you see this…post a photo you made at sunset.