Josh

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I am the man who stays home and does the dishes.

And how was your day?

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Okay. We probably aren't that lucky.

Yup. Fake. www.rawstory.com/raw-investig...

'Fraud': Trump campaign denies federal filing naming Michael Flynn as VP running matewww.rawstory.com A new political committee registered with the Federal Election Commission indicates Donald Trump will name his former national security adviser, Michael Flynn, as his vice presidential running-mate.Bu...

Julio did the meme

The birria place in my neighborhood advertising that they now serve halal meats is really the best of America in a tiny snapshot.

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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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20 years ago the shitposting community was still in its infancy and we didn’t have as many posting techniques yet so we just looked at the same picture of a butthole every day.

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good news everyone, M.I.A. is selling underwear to protect your balls from 5g

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And on the sixth day God made up a guy to get mad at

Sometimes I get stoned and just browse setlist.fm for shows I went to and occasionally say something like “damn, that was a banger.”

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pedocon theory stays winning

A pastor of a Texas megachurch who was Trump’s spiritual advisor confessed to “inappropriate sexual behavior” with a 12 year old when he was in his early 20s

Pastor Robert Morris confesses to ‘moral failure’ after woman claims he began molesting her at 12www.christianpost.com Robert Morris, founding pastor of Gateway Church in Southlake, Texas, which attracts an estimated 100,000 worshipers weekly, has confessed to inappropriate sexual behavior with a young lady more than ...

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country songs used to be like "it's funny how i'm drinking myself to death here" and "funny how i work here and always fall in love with guys like him" and now they're all "i own a $95,000 truck" and "i support the US giving material, intelligence and logistical support for the liquidation of gaza"

That phase in your dog’s life where the poop just kind of happens when it happens and you pick it up and move on.

Seems suspicious that there is some kind of forced Creed resurgence just as Pearl Jam is having a bit of a moment. We need to resist this as a culture and if I have to fight Scott Stapp at a Denny’s then so be it.

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Incredible abundance of I Frew Up faces/stances from Donald Trump today. I don't know where it goes from here or what it amounts to in the long run but this is a significant contribution to the canon.

Trump has joined Dennis Hastert in yet another exclusive club.

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any night's a good night but this would be a really funny night for trump to die on the toilet

Probably shouldn’t have fucked that porn star while his mail order bride was at home nursing his infant son.

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have a fuckin stroke dude. just let go. let that coronary do its thing bro

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BREAKING: Former president Donald Trump has died in a hail of bullets after lunging for a court security officer’s gun

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R.E.M. wrote one of the best songs of the 90s about Andy Kaufman then a movie about him was coming out a few years later so they just did it again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzVD...

Texarkana is 6 in my R.E.M. top 30 www.welcometohellworld.com/the-greatest...

The Great Beyondwww.youtube.com Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupThe Great Beyond · R.E.M.In Time: The Best Of R.E.M. 1988-2003℗ 2003 R.E.M./Athens L.L.C. Under exclusive license...

There should be one good steaming app and everything else should just be accessed there via a common API or whatever. Why do they all insist on having their own apps?

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"Rid of Me" and "Ys" are two of the greatest albums ever made. But providing a clean, clear model for white dudes to own up to their "edgelord shit," repudiate it, and start living a real life is something very few have ever had the courage to do. RIP to a legend: melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...

‘I’m Overdue for a Discussion About My Role in Inspiring ‘Edgelord’ Shit’: A Conversation with Steve Albinimelmagazine.com In a recent Twitter thread, the famed audio engineer owned the ugly parts of his past — years of offensive music, statements and posts — and said his generation needs to talk about how culture has cha...

“This major league broadcast brought to you by he gets us.” Syntactically one of the weirder things I’ve heard a human being utter.

Realized I can see my Steam Deck better without my glasses. A veil has been lifted from my eyes.

Ben Collins doing the Lord’s work.

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and will share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

The Onion Is Sold by G/O Mediawww.nytimes.com The satirical news website was bought by a new firm in Chicago that took inspiration for its name, Global Tetrahedron, from a book written by The Onion’s staff.

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Figured it out thanks

So uh how do we buy The Onion?

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"Imagine if idling your car produced solved sudokus you could trade for heroin" THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED

Big takeaway from the Tesla earnings call is that Elon doesn't want to do anything to shore up sales, because he'd rather try to use the idle GPUs in parked Teslas as a distributed AI supercomputer... which doesn't make sense, but even if it did, it would still be stealing from your customers.

Someone I work with had no idea what I meant when I referred to a band as “grunge” because I am 100 goddamn years old.

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me when i understand words and concepts

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I have always believed the Puritans weren’t persecuted, they were just miserable assholes who wanted to eliminate joy and were wisely driven out by everyone that could manage it

They had to come to America because no one in Europe could stand them. It always gets spun as religious persecution, but what if they were just jerks?