Eobard Toyotathon

Profile banner

Eobard Toyotathon

@adef187.bsky.social

154
Followers
198
Following
883
Posts
Heavy with goat and burdened with terrible chicken #MOT #FOD
Posts Replies Media
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 4 days
You can hear this guy slowly unzipping his pants as you read this story.
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Snowden St. @snowden.st · 2 days
Avatar Ersatz Haderach @striderhlc.bsky.social · 2 days
Maybe I’m behind the curve on this one, but virtually any sandwich can be improved by lightly toasting the bread before you make it, would recommend.
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Reply toAvatar Andrea Phillips
Avatar
Andrew ⚔️ @criminalist.bsky.social · 3 days
I just got this bumper sticker yesterday.
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Stephen @entrop.net · 2 days
It’s 6 am and I’m already thinking about the D
Avatar
Eobard Toyotathon @adef187.bsky.social · 3 days
I'm just imagining the Matrix collapsing because it's filled with shit like this
Avatar man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social · 4 days
HOUSE RULES: • generalissimo wishes you sleep night • the baby sleeps on the floor • the soldier sleeps upright, ever vigilant • teddy roosevelt watches you
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
✨brit ✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5 days
the world (balls) is your oyster & possibilities are endless
Avatar Jamestopher🥉🎖️🏅🏅 @tarnation.bsky.social · 5 days
What other stuff can I store in the balls?
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Waffle House, M.D. @ruleo.bsky.social · 4 days
lmao got his ass
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
okie @okieokie.bsky.social · 4 days
Fuck out of here MSNBC
Avatar
Eobard Toyotathon @adef187.bsky.social · 4 days
feel like shit just want you back
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Steve Bennett🕷🐧⚫️⚪️ 🏴‍☠️ @josephshabbadoo.bsky.social · 4 days
If England don't win the final, the King of Spain gets to walk right in there and start Inquisitioning them around.
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 4 days
I’m at the vet with our tortoise (just a wellness check up - he’s good! 🐢) and I’m getting reports that my boyfriend is having trouble with a coworker.
Avatar
Eobard Toyotathon @adef187.bsky.social · 5 days
🫠🫠🫠
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social · 5 days
Tired: Project 2025 wants to bring back the Sabbath. Wired: Project 2025 will ban Sunday sportsball games and forget about getting beer.
Avatar
Eobard Toyotathon @adef187.bsky.social · 5 days
www.404media.co/a-beloved-te...
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 5 days
nature is beautiful
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 2 mo
i consider mids loud. i get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit
Avatar Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 2 mo
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 6 days
www.instagram.com/p/C6qpxEQtdC... of course there's an Instagram
Avatar i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 6 days
we have a neighborhood street that installed speed table, then chicanes, then a roundabout, all within a quarter mile it's awesome
li'l swervy on Instagram: "dino attack RAWR"www.instagram.com 13 likes, 0 comments - lilswervybh on May 7, 2024: "dino attack RAWR".
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
A Pile of Skulls @newageamazon.bsky.social · 6 days
I’ve found it. The perfect Pittsburgh hat.
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Maki @bigmaki.bsky.social · 6 days
If the only thing you’ve successfully created in your life is shareholder value, of course you’re going to be proud of whatever monstrosity an AI engine spits out
Avatar
Eobard Toyotathon @adef187.bsky.social · 6 days
Avatar 404 Media @404media.co · 6 days
“Bye Bye Homeless” fixes an apparent bug in Cities: Skylines II by deleting homeless people that players cannot evict or find new housing for within 1.5 hours of in-game time: www.404media.co/players-cele...
Players Celebrate Mod That Deletes Homeless People in Cities: Skylines IIwww.404media.co “Bye Bye Homeless” fixes a bug in the city building game by deleting homeless people that players couldn’t evict or find new housing for.
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 7 days
Roses are red, Grey is Poupon,
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 7 days
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 7 days
Unko Sensei (a poo-headed teacher) teaches Japanese kids how to write.
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Tuna - AC Goat @goatuna.bsky.social · 7 days
If Pittsburgh truly loved Anthrocon, it would stick giant fox ears on top of the US Steel Tower
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 5 mo
Sweet Baby Rays implies the existence of Savory Adult Egons
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
6’3” freak boy bitch @milesklee.bsky.social · 8 days
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social · 8 days
Kappa Male
Avatar Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 8 days
hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Kashana @kashana.bsky.social · 8 days
“Now that we know felons can be white, we’re massive fans of crime.”
Avatar Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 8 days
I don’t even know where to begin with this.
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 8 days
a lot of legalese floating around that I'm happy to clarify -- this matter was settled way back in 1990. anything less than the best, is a felony
Reposted byAvatar Eobard Toyotathon
Avatar
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 8 days
Avatar terms or conditions @mikemay.bsky.social · 9 days
lots of rubes here today