Andrew "Official Act" Glisson

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Andrew "Official Act" Glisson

@andrewglisson.bsky.social

A common commoner, come on! Father, dad, redundant, husband, ally to people, enemy of enmity, often wrong so don't get too excited.

Avatar is my chubby bearded face, trimmed beard, glasses down the bridge of my nose, eyebrow arched.
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Hey, so. I understand that this is anecdotal and not research, but. It is WILD how useless social media has become for promo. It's a fucking disgrace, really.
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All you gotta do is make a viral video channel so you can land a movie role, so you can sell your book, so you can sell your screenplay. It's not complicated, people!
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Read Ezra Klein's latest on a "mini-primary" to replace Biden. It's not as terrible as many of his colleagues' takes, but 2 notes: 1: He takes as given that Biden is incapacitated. Maybe so; but Klein's MD is not in evidence. 2: It ignores the huge practical obstacles to anyone but Harris...1/
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“there’s no point in posting. social media doesn’t affect politics. Anyway on an unrelated note, meme candidates are collapsing democracy across the western world for some reason”
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Road House as played out in my imagination... Hoodlum: I fucked guys like you in prison! Dalton: ...Thanks?
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I'm concerned about the Neil Gaiman allegations and will keep an eye on it. I say that out loud because when there were allegations about Cosby, I shrugged them off until they resurfaced a decade later. It seemed like someone should do something, but it wasn't me. Problem was everyone thought that.
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There is stuff in The Goonies that you don't remember. Go rewatch.
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How weird are we allowed to get here? I just want a frame of reference.
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NEW: "Richard Nixon would have had a pass": John Dean, former Nixon White House counsel, stunned by Trump immunity ruling. “Virtually all of his Watergate conduct” could easily fall into what the Supreme Court now says is official conduct. www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...
'Richard Nixon Would Have Had A Pass': John Dean Stunned By Trump Immunity Rulingwww.huffpost.com “Virtually all of his Watergate conduct” could easily fall into what the Supreme Court now says is official conduct, said Nixon’s former counsel.
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“I voted blue but things still suck” is a reason to do more than just vote, not a reason to vote for something demonstrably worse (or sit out the chance to keep Demonstrably Worse out of office)
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Defeat Trump first. Deal with everything else after that.
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In the last stages of a cold, my ear has been clogged, making it sound like everyone is underwater. It's very hard to hear. Yesterday I lost my voice. So now it's very hard to hear or to be heard, and I feel very disconnected and isolated right now.
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why is everyone being weird about me asking if they're having a Gay Old Time at my party
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a thing to remember, in all of this horror, is that these are not the actions of a political party that is confident it represents the will of the people, and who is currently out of power and enslaved to a deeply flawed avatar. the struggle is not over and they have not won
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"And if the President had a cat named Official Act, and that cat peed on the neighbors' welcome mat, we conclude that the President would be immune from that as well."
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Taking a break from screaming to let out a few tiny, angry squeaks instead.
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If you gave me infinite guesses on who owns those Redbox DVD rentals I wouldn’t have gotten it
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I wish people I care about would be more comfortable complaining. Like they’ll be telling me they had a headache or something and suddenly look STRICKEN and be like “oh god but it’s nothing compared to what you go through!” It’s okay! We’re not competing. I’m not internally rolling my eyes at you. ❤️
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For Disability Pride Month, one thing I'd love abled bodied people to figure out is how to speak to someone with chronic health issues without implying that if they themselves had the disabled person's health conditions, they would end it all. I promise you life goes on- even with health issues.
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The Framers: *literally wrote many, many passages that you would swear on your life were prophetic visions of Donald J. Trump, and how such a figure must be guarded against at all costs* John Roberts: surely what they wanted is for this uniquely lawless figure to be placed above the law
"...this opinion depends on an implicit belief that the only person who would act so brazenly is Trump, and that because the majority of the justices on the Court support Trump and want him to be president, he must be shielded from prosecution."
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very much reflective of the lack of any real survival instinct among journalists that they think the big story today is whether biden will step down
“What makes you so confident you should be president?” is an actual question a reporter shouted at the incumbent who just warned about a reckless court decision that imperils democracy
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Catholic Church to rizz up Baby Saint Carlos Acutis
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"Pride goeth before a fall" means that today is officially autumn. Happy autumn, everyone!
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Bluesky is where people come when they’re sick of Twitter’s bullshit, but can’t figure out Mastodon.
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This USA vs Uruguay game was officiated by the US Supreme Court
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Supreme Court: "Yeah, he really can shoot someone on Fifth Avenue. Weird, huh?"
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T̶h̶e̶ a̶r̶i̶s̶t̶o̶c̶r̶a̶t̶s̶!̶ Originalism!