Caramel Machete

@caramelmachete.bsky.social

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Si, otra refugiada más de twitter.
Me gustan los cómics (si incluye manga, manwa y de muchos otros lugares) ando en un binge de novelas y sigo jugando pokemon go.

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Since J.D. Vance is announced as Trump's VP pick, now's a good time for me to reveal that Vance has been pictured with the Proud Boys, with members bragging about having met them.

I think I am talking about locations hard to get or places like this. “XYZ is on the edge of ABC street and hell” Thank you Claire Wilkins and thanks again for this claimed at midnight book

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God I am so tired of the Biden is old discourse. I wish the media would focus on something else.

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Pelosi's Twitter account put out a generous expression of sympathy for Trump this evening, and the top comments are all people mocking the attack on her husband

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A reminder of how Trump responded when a supporter broke into Nancy Pelosi's home and brutally attacked her husband with a hammer:

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there is an emergency shortage of esims, we offer thank you art in appreciation for keeping families in touch, but more importantly, these esims do not last long.

Help the urgent need for families to reconnect by purchasing e-sims using this guide and receive thank you art from a co-op member. details: cartoonist.coop/esims4gaza

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Found out today that a former 'friend' whom I haven't spoken or seen since 2006 because they attempted to blackball me in the animation industry AND proposed to the woman I was dating at the time, got arrested for child porn.

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No sabía que alguien había grabado esta presentación de Mi Corazón Encantado de Out Of Control Army en el Vive Latino de este año. Gran cover, muy emocional debido a que lo tocaron una semana después de que falleció Akira Toriyama. Por ahí andaba en la parte de atrás del público con chela en mano.

Out of Control Army - Mi Corazón Encantado en Vivo l Vive Latino 2024youtu.be Audio Mejorado y sincronizado por su servidorVideo tomado de @soyhugoska

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Oh there it is. “If leftists really think Trump is gonna usher in an age of fascism, why are they condemning the violence, huh?” Gee, I bet if we all put our heads together we could maybe think up a reason why someone who fears the rise of fascism wouldn’t praise an assassination attempt IN PUBLIC

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Dr. Ruth “defended abortion rights, suggested older people have sex after a good night’s sleep and was an outspoken advocate of condom use … In the 1980s, she stood up for gay men at the height of the AIDS epidemic and spoke out loudly for the LGBTQ community.” apnews.com/article/ruth...

Dr. Ruth Westheimer, America’s diminutive and pioneering sex therapist, dies at 96apnews.com Dr. Ruth Westheimer, the diminutive sex therapist who became a pop icon, media star and best-selling author through her frank talk about once-taboo bedroom topics, has died.

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saw several of my guyliker friends talking about some Star Wars show guy being hot and wanting to write fanfic and etc etc and I was like ugh not this shit again but then I saw a screenshot and I was like, you know what girls, you're right about this one, fic away, masturbate as much as you like

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I also wanna express that the sailor moon party was great and I thank everyone who stopped by! Thank you! 🙏

Also doing sailor moon portraits on the 30th for the sailor moon party. Hope to see you there too! Or I’ll punish you In the name of bee…! 🌙 🐝

So I saw people comenting in Reddit about tech guys behaving badly and…

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This is one of the best comics of all time and Lynda put it on the back cover of her book. She really said “I’ll give you that one for free”

stumbled onto this lynda Barry comic again which always makes me a little verklempt

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"you tried coke and all you did was clean the bathroom?" is one of my favorite assessment questions when I'm talking to friends

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I mean, for one, you just pulled a number out of thin air so of course they don't understand. But right now we're dumping money hand-over-fist into AI and we're getting fuck all back. Throwing $200 trillion into jobs and infrastructure to ensure a better world sounds like a bargain in comparison.

"They don't understand." KKR co-founder Henry Kravis pushed back against climate activists who interrupted a speech to criticize the firm’s fossil-fuel investments

‘They Don’t Understand’: Henry Kravis Rebukes Climate Protesters Who Interrupted Himwww.bloomberg.com KKR & Co. co-founder Henry Kravis pushed back against climate activists who interrupted a speech to criticize the firm’s fossil-fuel investments, saying they underestimate the difficulty of shifti...

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*Farnsworth voice* good news everybody

Hahaha the fucker that was mayor in my district tried to become governor of Mexico City and spend 6 hours being completely delusional and saying he had won until reality was unavoidable and he is now eating crow by publicly acknowledging his rival won 🤣 amazing

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This is like when you trap a villain in a dream sequence where they think they’ve conquered the world, while the real world remains safe

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This isn't the point of the article, but I can't help notice that the man's marriage fell apart after he bought the Cybertruck. Has a line of cars ever been so entwined with the concept of Divorced Men that it only appeals solely to them, it also creates them?

Cybertruck won't fit in his parking space. Dude wants to return it. Tesla says no takesies-backsies. www.businessinsider.com/cybertruck-o...

Cybertruck owner says he's stuck with a vehicle that's too big for his parking spot, and Tesla won't let him return or resell itwww.businessinsider.com The Tesla owner relocated since pre-ordering the Cybertruck and says the vehicle doesn't properly fit in his new parking lot.

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Cameron Stewart sucks as a person. But when I see people trashing the Burnside Batgirl costume, I know they’re just mad because they don’t see titty folds in the cloth

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It's finally happening.

The first social media babies are adults now. Some are pushing for laws to protect kids from their parents’ oversharing | CNNwww.cnn.com Cam Barrett knows the precise date of her first menstrual period. Her mother posted the news on Facebook. Barrett, who lives in Illinois, is part of a growing movement of young people who are urging l...

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It’s so funny that Kendrick unleashed absolute MAYHEM, rounded it off with the song of the summer and then went right back to minding his business.

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My friend’s dad and uncles were deported to Mexico *multiple times* from 1930s-1950s in the Sacramento valley. All of them were US citizens. Most of them even carried their passports starting in the 40s. It didn’t matter that they spoke English and people on the street knew them.

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Who called a JAWS rip off set in France 'Under Paris', and not 'Shark de Triomphe'?

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My left-wing academic stalker on Twitter has discovered my right-wing academic stalker on Twitter and, honestly, I'm just happy that I could bring two delightful people together.

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Based on how the New Atheist movement turned out, probably less policy based a cut 'n paste interpretation of religious texts and the same amount of policy based on rich white dudes feeling entitled to all the resources

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how it started how it's going