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I also like Necco Wafers. She/her
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The news from France and the UK are incredibly heartening, and we love being heartened.
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we all have that one friend who gently raps at chamber doors
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whats so french about this toast anyway. wheres its cigarette
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A “yankee” is just like a “quickie” but you do it yourself.
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they need to stop making up guys
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Oh the 4yo was eating cheerios with little training chopsticks and he kept calling them chompsticks no we will not be correcting him
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Look at this freaks long ass bendy arm
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[spending time with my family] Children: “Tell us a story Daddy” Me: *starts reading from the Bible* Children: “DO THE VOICES” Me: *starts speaking in tongues*
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"I already fed you, you cannot fool me with your lying cat ways." -- a thing I just said out loud.
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christian rock is so funny bc they’re all singing about being in love with the same guy
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i just want everyone to know that 'Prime Minister' in welsh is 'Prif Weinidog' (tho it's pronounced 'preev wayneedoc')
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This photo is pure 2024.
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this is the point I keep making and I don’t want to be making it but it’s correct no matter how much the opposition sucks and how much this feels like the same old uninspiring message, the danger of letting Republicans hold power is getting worse they are bad and must be defeated every time
the “some folks just need killing” thing out of north carolina reminds me of a third thing these annoying people are right about: as long as the republican bloodlust grows and their power is unbroken, every election probably will be the most important one of your life
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Digging a grave again in margaritaville
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The NYT editorial everyone’s talking about today
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Imagine if you will an eagle with really big abs
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When two of your internet friends are mad at each other
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Roses are red, Curry has cumin,
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I think it was Lenin who said, “there are decades where nothing happens, and then there are weeks where holy shit what the fuck”
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getting forklift certified by the universal life church
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acab includes anyone who’s ever won at monopoly you’re a greedy little tyrant who must be stopped
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as a politics knower I think the democrats should simply do the thing that makes it easiest to win, but also aligns with both all my prior posts and all my most panicked recent posts. this is very simple and obvious.
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How I signed off my letter to the Heritage Foundation
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I swear to god there is a guy here in this cafe explaining to a woman about how there wasn't GRAVITY before Newton "made it up." One of his proofs is "how do you think they made the pyramids?"