Technology and civil rights lawyer. Currently Head of Legal at a game studio. Lover of speculative fiction and institutional critiques. Going through a vinyl phase. He/Him.
My ancestors fought, killed, died, so that I might drink tea while doing a job I don't like, in an industry I find repulsive, in an economy that doesn't value any but the most fortunate, so I can afford to pump cold air through my house because prior generations broke the world doing this same shit.
A moth drowned in the coffee. You drink it and begin to acquire lepidopteran traits. You try to play Dark Souls: creepy music plays and a giant moth attacks. You can't lift a finger bc it's the most beautiful person you've ever seen
You spend hours dodging it trying to get past it in pacifist mode
There should be a way to sue these people. I’m sure there is a real High Rider out there somewhere having to settle for an inferior vanity plate because this doctor parked the best one.
I thought my neighbor was a cool punk because her license plate was an abbreviation for “Havoc Girl” but my friend pointed out it was actually HVACGRL and I’m still reeling
An old lady sold me a magic compass that points me in the direction of my heart’s true desire and I’ve concluded that I really need to move to North Denver
This is a picture of a newly discovered pool never seen before by human eyes 700 ft deep in Lechuguilla Cave a part of Carlsbad National Park here in New Mexico